Convert This Heathen and Make Me See The Light????

Question

Why is it so important to you Christians that my soul be saved?

What do you find so offensive about my choice not to believe in your God?

Why do you even pretend to care, when what I say or do has no direct effect on you whatsoever?

What gives you the right to come to my door spreading your gospel?

Don't you think that if I wanted to belong to your religion, then I would?

So why do you do this?

Spicy, I don't want converted. Believe me.

I don't hate Christians, folks, but my dinner was interrupted by a troup of them who wouldn't leave when I asked them to.

Jews don't do this. Buddhists don't. Hindus neither. So why should you?

Spookshow....Heathens united. RAmen!

Richard....when I stand in front of a church with 3.3 million year old fossils, I will be having an effect on them. Until then, I don't think so.

Answer 1

"When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"
- Stephen Roberts -

That's what I call my "evangelist repelant". Courtesy of rlrose63. Feel free to us it.

Answer 2

two choices in good news bible

A'bad'don of the abyss as King of the angels
God the Fat'herr as original text said until Satan of hell tried to deceive the whole world in His 2000 year old rebellion and convinced some it was God the Father.

HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE was modern day germany and italia which is the 1/3 and which is the 2/3's? Loyal to God the Fatherr or Satan the abaddon is only real choices an angel has in this world. And if God wins then minor amendments could be added or the missing books of the bible could be realeased that show explain God the Fatherr king of the angel was also abaddon cause he wasnt even italian but a german pure of heart.

remember only trusted men saw all the books. And those italian books are lies cause they don't keep honest books every gangsta knows that.

support you local German. Or their hun (n.american cree asians) allies will sent the oreintal legions back to ROME cause they need to see God called ROME ROME so they would never forget ROME= I D\O IVI [iL (stitched together) Their barbarian germanic-hun conquerer in the 1500's 2006's for all eternity.

now thats an epic saga and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz is Gods tragic love affair with kim and remember gh=9I7 as His birthday. and j=uIi

And He is off to see her this very night. If satan of hell and his hells don't grab HIM like the fags they appear to be. I have real reasons to believe that. Sorry if a few bad apples in their crews sour the whole basket of big apples.

think i will survive after that true story?

Answer 3

I am a Christian
It is important to God for you to be saved. Yes it would be nice if everyone was. About your soul...... I am not sure if it is important to me if you were saved or not. I guess we Christians want everyone to have the benefit of knowing God and what he does for us and can do for you.
I do care, but you don't care about what I say, should I care and stuff what I know down your throat?
I don't go door to door. But I know some do. As I said before we want you to know what God can do for you and if you are not interested, then you will never know. Unfortunately, you wont know until you give yourself to God. What we say to you are just words and have no meaning.
As for belonging to a certain religion, what if you don't know about a religion? How will you know if we don't get the word out?
I thought only Mormons and Jehovah witnesses were the ones that do most of the knocking. My advice, don't join either, both are cults.
My religion.. non-denomination. My church studies the Bible.

Answer 4

What do you find so offensive about my choice not to believe in your God?

he is not my god that would be selfish of me to assume ownership of a god. they are our gods and i really dont care which ones that you chose to worship. but i am glad if you to chose to worship at least one of them.

Why do you even pretend to care, when what I say or do has no direct effect on you whatsoever?

because in my belief we may not know each other here on this earth, but if your soul has lived before then we may be friends in the afterlife and i would hope to find you again to discuss the learning that we found in this last lifetime.

What gives you the right to come to my door spreading your gospel?

i dont know where your door is. and this is not a right that i would assume that i had even if i did know where your door was.
(i do hope that you know where your door is because if niether of us know you could be in for a cold winter)

Don't you think that if I wanted to belong to your religion, then I would?

Probally,

So why do you do this?

i dont

Answer 5

There are some Christian principles and attitudes that you need to realize (along with some so-called Christians.)
1) Your soul is eternal.
2) It will be wonderful to be in eternal communion with God rather than the alternative.
3) Christians know this
4) Christians genuinely love you and want you to experience not only the joy of eternal communion, but also the peace that passes all understanding while living in this world.
5) Christians are not deterred by your mockery of them. However, they will move on to others when the Spirit lets them know that their efforts with you are not helpful.
6) Christians really love you. They were in your shoes at one time. A natural person without a spiritual sense. That's cool. There are steps and you must go through them. We all do,.

I'm praying for you. Call on God while He is near to you. Jesus loves you. I love you. Help us establish God's kingdom on earth as He has directed us. You will be welcome to the Christian community whenever you choose.

"If sinners will be damned, at least let them leap to Hell over our bodies. And if they will perish, let them perish with our arms about their knees, imploring them to stay." Charles Spurgeon

Answer 6

I can not convert you! And if I could you would be the Christian that I would want you to be, you would be just a creature made in my likeness after my desires and not after God's likeness and God's desire

Yes, I absolutely want you to know Christ. Because when you do, if you would ever give such a lifestyle the plausiblity to be real, and genuine you would find a lifestyle you wouldn't ever want to give up.

Yes, I know there are Christians out there that don't live up to the light and love that is in Christ Jesus, and you probably have seen a lot of them, I am sorry that you had to witness them, sorry because they did not share with you the greatest relationship in the world, they actually made you shun God's good and pleasing gift, made you abhor God's Love and God's Light and God's goodness that He wants to shower on you. He wants you to know Him, in Spirit and in truth, I would hope that you would have a good witness shone to you of what it means to be a Christian that really believed and walked in the light as He is in the ligth that you might have a powerful illustration.

Answer 7

If the simplest form of life. The one-celled amoeba. Can divide
itself and create two amoebas. Couldn't the Highest form of
life. Give a little of what it is, and create a soul.
Christ is not a person or religion. It is the unifying of our
Creators own body.
"As the body has many members, and those members being
many are one body, so is CHRIST."
"To hurt another, is the same as hurting oneeself." And to keep
ONE soul from progressing, puts us ALL behind.

Answer 8

Because we are told to spread the word of the gospel that is about Jesus dying for us to give everyone who accepts it salvation. That answers 1st question and actually 3rd question, 4th & 5th as well. I am not offended by your choice, but I do feel sad for you. None the less, I have done what I was commanded to do. I don't pretend to care. I don't know you, but you are a creation of God and therefore, God does love you, and what God loves, I also love, it is called AGAPE. I understand that if you wanted to belong to the family of God, you would, but I don't like the word religion, as it indicates ritual things. My relationship with God is just that, a relationship, not a religious ritual. I think that if you looked into Christianity for what is really suppose to be and not what the world has made it, you may have your eyes open to new meaning and faith in what you currently do not know. I am sorry you feel this way and hope that one day you will know the truth. May God open your eyes.

Answer 9

!) It is not "so" important--but it is important. Because we are asked by God to spread the news of salvation.

2) It is blasphemous. If you ever come to know God, you will understand how offensive blasphemy is. If you don't ever come to know him, you won't ever understand.

3) I am not worried about your effect--direct or otherwise--on me. Benefit to and/or for myself is not my aim in spreading the news of salvation. The one to whom I'm spreading it is the one that I hope benefits.

4) I don't personally go door-to-door, but it is a right that people have unless "No Trespassing" signs are posted. So, to answer this question: A free country gives people that privilege.

5) Yes, I do think that if you wanted to you would. The difficulty is that you don't want to. Part of my job is to spread the news in the hopes that people will come to want to.

6) See above. I do it because I am asked to by God.

Answer 10

This is the answer really.
There is a law of GOD. It is like the law of gravity. A man jumps off of a building and on the way down a window washer yells out "How you doing?" The falling man yealls back "Wonderful So Far" And actually he IS doing wonderful at this point. He is fully under the law of gravity but he has not come to the end result of that law. The end result may not be so wonderful. Now enter the Christians or at least me. I was standing on a roof at one time wanting to jump like everyone else because it looked like a lot of fun. After I jumped someone managed to pull me in after I saw the ground comming at me fast. Now what you are choosing is not really offensive to me but it does remind me of myself on the roof before I jumped. So I would like to say to you that there are other things that are way cool to do and you dont splat on the ground at the end of the road. I know you cant see. I couldn't see either. If you would of asked me what I thought about Christianity 2 seconds before Jesus smacked me upside my head I would of told you they were all self rightous fools that follow irrational babble spit from the mouth of thieves that want your money and worship to boot. Yup. I know Jesus and I bet that sooner or later he will smack you upside the head. We love you man.. You know why?
Because we were you at one time.
Yes we know you. Mankind is really not all that complicated.

GOD Bless ya. Great question.

Answer 11

I can't imagine living in today's world without the knowledge of God. I can't imagine that anyone could..Alas.. there are. Choose to believe or not to believe what is laid on your heart to believe. I won't go to your door,and I know that if you wanted to be apart of my religion that you would.I do care because I do believe in God. He is All. I can and will pray for you and let you feel the way that God works in your life.