The maker of human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
central component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
two original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequent Internal
Non-morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily
recognized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental compartment
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
For more information, see the owners manual, (the Holy Bible).
For further assistance, visit your local Kingdom Hall.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction
voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human
unit being rendered permanently inoperable.
2006-06-28
12:08:49
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