Did you get this note from GOD?

Question

The maker of human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary
central component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
two original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequent Internal
Non-morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily
recognized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental compartment

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.

For more information, see the owners manual, (the Holy Bible).
For further assistance, visit your local Kingdom Hall.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction
voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human
unit being rendered permanently inoperable.

Answer 1

No, but that's pretty clever and interesting how you came up with that.

Answer 2

Sounds like you need a new supplier. Whoever created those two prototypes should be rightfully put out of business.

Answer 3

Yes...My conventions this weekend. I'll be saying farewell for Saturday and Sunday as my computer room is also my guest bedroom. My sister will be occupying it.

Answer 4

I dropped my cell phone in the toilet today after I went poo. I pulled it out, but it doesn't work.

Do superman monkeys with human heads throw their poo?

Answer 5

there are a few in my family that has the same defect

Answer 6

yeah but my warranty ran out years ago

Answer 7

And I'll say a big AMEN to that one!! God Bless you.

Answer 8

bla bla bla bla...i only read the first 3-4 lines after i felt sleepy.
ur boring......shut up

Answer 9

the cake pan was dented, now all the cakes made in that pan have the same dent!!

Answer 10

Lame. Very lame.

Answer 11

Yow-zer! Nice question, I'm still trying to find it.
The entire human world is now in the hands of unenlightened and materialistic factions that trap the mind with "science" and the heart with "religion" and the body with "politics". All of you who merely suffer this regime are obliged to toe the popular line in order to survive in these times and places, but you need not be what you hear and see on the streets and in the daily News.

The pea-witted official intellectuals of our day size up the universe with a standard rule and find it always to be one inch short of Infinity. And they measure Man according to atomic weight, finding him to be worth no more than salt. Therefore, they press the load of unrelieved mortality on the back of every man and woman, while the intellect that mounts and crushes the body is unwilling and unable to understand why we bother to lift a finger.

Scientists without Life! Politicians without Love! Wise Men without a Master! All of you who "speak with authority" and plan our progress as if you invented our very existence! Everything you say is the product of your own self-consciousness and fear. You think that ponderous language and the powers of State grant the weight of Truth to your arguments. You imagine that fast talking will distract us from your dead feet. but everything you say and everything you do is part of an effort to protect yourself from the anger and passion of Man, whose Master you only pretend to be.

The "Authorities" love to be honored and awarded with public ceremony, unquestioning obedience, and tongue-tied respect. They line up inthousands, along with the hypocritical priests who once were in power inthe old world, and they cock their ears, waiting to hear us name them aloud: "Teacher, Master, Doctor, Sovereign Head, Father, Mother, All!"

But all of you who are ordinary and merely alive need not be given the impotent names of worldly power. Your Teacher is the Living Light that moves the world and drives the heart of Man. You are equals, like brothers. And yet you are not like children. Accept no man or woman as your Parent!Grow up to Manhood, serve one another, and understand that your only Source is the Life you inherit with every breath.

No merely human being should presume to be the Master of Man. Every one of you is equally responsible to the Single and Transcendental Master of the world, the Living Light, the Love that is hidden in the heart of Man, and that is the only Power that has been Appointed to Rule the world.

Therefore, in order to do what is Great, you must love and serve your intimates and all of mankind. Whoever expands himself will eventually be reduced to nothing. But whoever transcends himself will become as Radiant as the atom in his own heart.

Damn you self-conscious and hypocritical bastards who rule the world with heart-breaking ideas and bombs as big as Nature! You tear out the very eyes by which Man may enjoy the Vision of Transcendental Truth. You do not surrender to the Radiant Life that is the Source and Destiny of Man, and neither do you allow anyone else to breathe and feel his Way to Infinity.

Damn you righteous intellectuals and TV prophets of mediocrity! You broadcast your Word around the world in order to reduce every man, woman, and child to your own likeness. And when any one hears you, he imitates you in the streets, and thus becomes even more benighted and dangerous than you.

Damn you fake Wise Men, all of you petty intellectuals and fundamentalist religious fanatics, who pretend to read the signs of Man! You stare in fascination at your own genitals, scratching your heads. You say, "The body is nothing. Only the mind glorifies Man. Therefore, it is knowledge that gives power." Assholes! What is greater, the mind that separates itself in order to know, or the body that is always already one with the Living Truth? What is greater, the thought that "I know"s or the body that surrenders in love? Therefore, any one who gives himself bodily to the Power of Life also gives even his mind, his feeling, and his every breath. Any one who transcends all knowledge in Love, Transcendental Wisdom and Spiritual Enlightenment has truly learned all there is to learn as Man. And any one who Confesses that Man is always in bodily Communion with the Living God will remain Alive forever.