"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-a*ss guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand then."
2007-12-31 01:43:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-31 01:43:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-12-31 01:43:00 · 4 answers · asked by SavvySue 7 in Mythology & Folklore
Subway or Taxi which one and why ?
2007-12-31 01:42:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays
As William S. Said "death is an unexplored world" He meant that nobody came to say how it was.
Christians say "there is life after death" and atheists say that there is not and that Christians need to prove it. Why dont atheists prove that there is not life after death? They say negative cant be proven.
Does science has evidence to confirm or negate that there is life after? No. Does Christians? No. The only difference is that Christians belive, atheists dont. So why should it be more logic than not that there is not life after death?
For example if I say "I believe that there are some panets with life up there." And an atheists say "not there is not, prove it, I dont gonna prove mine answer because negative cant be proven" Why should then be considered that the claim from that atheist used more reasoning than I did?
If you cant see something, neither do I, and think that even thought we can see it, I believe there is something, why do you think you are the sane one?
2007-12-31 01:42:04 · 21 answers · asked by geeks_gadgets 2 in Religion & Spirituality
I'm a guy , I wear Abercrombie , I look good LOL !Not that this means anything . . . but I get the strangest people ( males and females ) wanting to hangout with me....they are like "Lets exchange number and hangout sometime!" I'm like....ummm okay whatever... And Im really soooo not wanting to... How do I tell them this ? Do I make up excuses ? If so , how ?
2007-12-31 01:41:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
Whenever I get ahead I send money to either the Oglala Lakota College on the Pine Ridge Reservation or to St. Joseph's Indian School in the same area. How about you?
2007-12-31 01:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Why do we have different races?
I was asked this by a 10 year old this morning.
2007-12-31 01:36:27 · 34 answers · asked by Proud mama UK 5 in Religion & Spirituality
but only had a minute to do so, what would you say, who would you reach out to?
2007-12-31 01:33:31 · 4 answers · asked by mutt 6 in Other - Society & Culture
Do you remember the name of the encyclopedia set?
Ours was People's Encyclopedia, long before Brittanica, 1950 edition.
2007-12-31 01:33:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
In the winter or the fan only in the summer?
2007-12-31 01:31:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-31 01:30:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
I call Pakistanies as Bakistanies I call Philipinies as Belilbines, how can i get rid of my this Broblem ...
2007-12-31 01:30:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages
2007-12-31 01:30:04 · 26 answers · asked by W,T,F 1 in Royalty
2007-12-31 01:29:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages
Read the following information carefully and then lets here you say there are no contradictions...
http://www.greenwych.ca/bible-a.htm
2007-12-31 01:27:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Worth of education into a single reply and you get told that you "didn't answer the question and are just being rude"?
How is explaining that a person's question is a major feild of study that requires a few hundred credit-hours to really understand "rude"?
I guess from now on I'm just going to list text books in reply to those broad and ambiguous questions.
2007-12-31 01:16:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Hey sh!t happens, you win some you lose some
2007-12-31 00:59:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Many of my friends and I were born under the Aquarius sign and if we were to celebrate each person's birthday, we would {literally} have to go out and celebrate every few days. As much fun as that might be, who has the money or the stamina to do that?! lol. We want to throw a huge birthday bash for everyone all at once. Has anyone done this before? Any suggestions or ideas? We might want to do a party bus and go club hopping, we might do a limo and go out of town...
We're all of age and we'd all be inviting other friends.
Any ideas are much appreciated! Thank you!
:-)
2007-12-31 00:58:18 · 7 answers · asked by YSIC 7 in Other - Holidays
2007-12-31 00:58:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages
I am brazilian (Portuguese speaker) and would like to talk to an English speaker by Msn to improve my English. Do you want to swap languages? If so please add me to your Msn:
jsaldanha@live.fr
2007-12-31 00:58:03 · 9 answers · asked by Multumesc 1 in Languages
are from a foreign country? what about your culture?
2007-12-31 00:57:40 · 30 answers · asked by groogie_07 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2007-12-31 00:56:54 · 21 answers · asked by Lara^mt 5 in Other - Holidays
What are your plans tonight?
2007-12-31 00:56:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays
its 9 am and shes on her 21st cigerette... What the ****? what am I supposed to do about this maniac? I can't even breath for gods sake. If i open a window she goes berserk and slams it then starts screaming at me.. If i talk to her about cutting back on them she starts swearing and cussing me out about how old she is and she has the right to smoke as many as she wants.... What the hell am I supposed to do for 5 months before I move out?
2007-12-31 00:56:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette
2007-12-31 00:54:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-12-31 00:53:08 · 26 answers · asked by W,T,F 1 in Religion & Spirituality
What i your New Year's resolution mines is to upgrade my spritual life and to keep my friends close but my enemies closer. all answers accepted
May God Bless (Happy New Years!)
2007-12-31 00:52:32 · 21 answers · asked by -livinByLearnin 2 in Religion & Spirituality
She wrote that her dad was killed in Iraq. Now, what kind of mother would let this go on? She must be watching the debates!!! LOL!!
2007-12-31 00:52:29 · 24 answers · asked by ndnquah 6 in Senior Citizens
The accusation side of Law vs Law is commonly called the Crown. Yet we find it also makes mistakes, such as wrongful convictions ruin lives, due to being corruptible, as with corrupt politicians, judges, police, etc, who also make mistakes.
An ex RCMP friend said he quit and took early retirement, because a judge flat out told him he would not find any justice in his court, only law. Nasty people oft got away with all sorts of things, including murder, by using law, or insanity, as a defense... to the point many police feel justified in planting evidence to get the bad guy off the streets, or sometimes killing the bad guy to be sure he didn't get off.
My question asks what sort of Crown, or Glory, is this? For if we perceive Law to be of God, or Godly, it kinda makes God a potential unjust judge who can be hounded to change, or even change into a witness against iself; Not to mention partial to some, mean as hell to others, till the whole system of Law seems unfair.
2007-12-31 00:52:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
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