"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-a*ss guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand then."
2007-12-31 01:43:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good one! Thanks for the giggle this morning.
2007-12-31 01:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Miz D 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I had a great answer when I answered this before, but I forget what it was.
2007-12-31 14:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by DR W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never went to college but that teacher was pretty quick with the come back.
2007-12-31 09:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Mr. Day late and a dollar short!! I told this joke last week-get some new material!! Maybe you should read more of my questions!!
As I recall this was a personal story about you right??
2007-12-31 04:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah I love it.
Once had a kid try to moon me in the class I was teaching , told him he really shouldn't exhibit his only ASSetts publicly.
2007-12-31 03:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute Fisherman. Having taught school for many years, I have heard just about every excuse in the book . . . except for this one! I always loved the excuses from parents for keeping their children out of school. One note I got from a parent read: "Please excuse Johnny from school yesterday, he was sick and had to be shot."
2007-12-31 03:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by Gladys 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey you get a Good Morning Star
Good One.
2007-12-31 02:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the chuckle ! I hope this one is not from your own personal experience !
2007-12-31 02:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Stella 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I never remember having a teacher like that! But, it is always nice having a good comeback when someone of the younger generation tries to give you a "shocking" answer.
2007-12-31 02:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋