I can do this thing where I stand on one leg and pee over the top of my head. I know it doesn't seem possible but I can do it, and if you don't believe me, I'll sneak into your house and shut off your electricity while you sleep so that your alarm clock doesn't go off and your milk will go bad overnight and you'll be late for work and your boss will fire you and then you wont be able to pay your rent so you'll be homeless and pushing a shopping cart around and you'll start talking to fire hydrants and parked cars and you'll lick the chocolate residue from old candy wrappers and start selling your body for cigarette money.
In other words, I am a prophet. Do not doubt me or Allah, or you will surely burn in hell-fire along with Ghandi the stick-man!
2006-09-28
08:41:32
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