I can do this thing where I stand on one leg and pee over the top of my head. I know it doesn't seem possible but I can do it, and if you don't believe me, I'll sneak into your house and shut off your electricity while you sleep so that your alarm clock doesn't go off and your milk will go bad overnight and you'll be late for work and your boss will fire you and then you wont be able to pay your rent so you'll be homeless and pushing a shopping cart around and you'll start talking to fire hydrants and parked cars and you'll lick the chocolate residue from old candy wrappers and start selling your body for cigarette money.
In other words, I am a prophet. Do not doubt me or Allah, or you will surely burn in hell-fire along with Ghandi the stick-man!
2006-09-28 08:41:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I don't think so.
2006-09-28 08:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no doubt in my mind that a lot of the things we humans do make God laugh, just the way we are amused by the antics of our children.
2006-09-28 16:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by Chrispy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine God would consider the whole of human history a Stupid Human Trick. And . . . it's Gandhi. A small thing, but might as well get it right....
2006-09-28 15:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by chiennoir54 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allah laughs at you. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! There. :)
I can stand on one leg on a wall and pee down. Prophets are homeless people anyway.
2006-09-28 15:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do believe that stupid things that mankind has done has given God, A few chuckels......
2006-09-28 16:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course. God has a sense of the absurd, along with a sense of humor, which he will use while smiting you infidel!
2006-09-28 15:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by cueball1914 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just ate, don't make me laugh.
2006-09-28 15:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop it; you're frightening me. LOL.
2006-09-28 15:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋