1. Driving along a highway or almost empty road, you feel the need to take piss and can't "hold" it at all, and there are no toilets in sight, so you answer the urge and water down the grass shrubs on your side, QUIETLY and QUICKLY. In many places, it's illegal, sometimes humiliating. In Singapore, if CAUGHT, it gets you 40 canes in your ugly buttocks. Would you go ahead still?
2. You're caught for accidentally "speeding", honestly, you didn't intend to do it. So, it boils down to you and the cop who caught up with you, and he agrees to let you off with a twenty bucks, saving you the hassle to go to Police station. Is it OK for you to save some ENERGY?
3. You accidentally stroke the bottom of a female colleague at office. Now, you were just flirting, and never intended to go that far, and feel really ashamed, but the lady won't take your apology, and is hell-bent on taking the matter up with the boss. So, you fix a meeting with the boss before that, and try to save your a**.
2006-09-29
04:30:00
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quilm
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