Senior Citizens

for always talking about "poop" ( bowel movments ) and now in my fortys my freinds and I do this. Why is this thing we would never discuss at a younger age become such a great topic?

2007-12-07 10:09:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you know how to cook?

My grandfather is almost eighty and doesn't know how to cook.
Frank from 'Everybody Loves Raymond' doesn't know how to
cook either.
I want to do a survey to see how many of you men know how
to cook.

2007-12-07 09:59:03 · 26 answers · asked by georgia_peach 6

if the spring in illinois we can't wait for the arrival of the first robin because we know spring can't be far behind -- but lets switch from robins to buzzards -- every fall the buzzards leave and go some where - maybe northern mississippi == do those folks say -- winter can't be far off i saw the first buzzard today!!!

2007-12-07 09:39:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 09:29:38 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

And what would you put on the menu...
And, Mr. Ed, we will have an open bar just for you!

2007-12-07 08:46:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Inversion therapy takes all the pressure off your spine and sends more oxygen to your brain. If so, how did you like it?

2007-12-07 08:41:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do they ever truly grow up?!?!?

2007-12-07 08:40:52 · 12 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

Near the ocean
near the river
in the mountains
in the city
name your own

2007-12-07 08:22:26 · 37 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

What was the last one you received?

2007-12-07 08:16:10 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-07 08:13:31 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Does "behavioral" screening at airports lead to racial profiling?

2007-12-07 08:07:17 · 11 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

I saw one the other day that said "Jesus loves you, but all the rest of us think your an @$$hole."

2007-12-07 07:54:15 · 20 answers · asked by judy b 4

Proverbs 16:31 - A gray head is a crown of glory; It is found in the way of righteousness.

Proverbs 20:29 - The glory of young men is their strength, And the honor of old men is their gray hair.

2007-12-07 07:51:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Paul Henreid played Victor Lazlo in Casablanca, and also played opposite Bette Davis in Now Voyager. Charles Boyer was the sensual star of Algiers and Gaslight, among other films. In my opinion these two were the most romantic actors ever. I have never read anything negative about either man, and your opinion will be appreciated. I still love to watch their old movies.

2007-12-07 07:00:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

After being married for 40+ years and you and your spouse start the aging process, do you notice it right away? Does it bother you? Or do you still see that person you fell in love with years ago to look the same?

2007-12-07 06:07:25 · 24 answers · asked by Miss 6 7

lets say their insurance will not pay any more, your too much trouble to care for, your costing more to care for--etc. frightening to think about that is why I hate those places

2007-12-07 05:45:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you remember that today is the sixty sixth anniversary of Pearl Harbor? I wonder how many men and women who were there are still living? I was three at the time, and my dad was in the Merchant Marines. Not in Hawaii, however.

2007-12-07 04:54:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

With your mate, or anybody else? Mine and I try to have a real date night every once in a while, dressing up and going out to a romatic dinner or a movie by ourselves. Sometimes he brings me flowers to start the evening. Sometimes we just stay home and rent a movie and share a bottle of wine, but we always make a special date.

2007-12-07 04:48:10 · 33 answers · asked by Isadora 6

if so, what songs?

2007-12-07 04:09:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Seems like there are some people who are on TV or in the news media often, some people go thru their whole lives without ever seeing their names in print or their faces staring at them from the local news. I have found myself in the former catagory, because I have been in business and done charity stuff and often found myself being interviewed. Plus I have done newpaper articles, etc. And I'm not camera shy, so It doesn't bother me. And never at a loss for words, lol!
Today my hubby who works for Home Depot and is their designated TV guy for the garden center, just came home for lunch and said he has to be on discussing generators. (we have a storm system coming in, and last year people died in our area because they didn't use generators responsibly during the January ice storm). How about you all? Do you shy away from the media, or are you out there, not because you seek it but because you tend to be tabbed as a spokesperson when nobody else wants to?

2007-12-07 04:01:53 · 45 answers · asked by Isadora 6

If you're having a hard time, this link will help you . . .

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyour80sthemesongquiz/

I'm "Superfreak" (wait til my hubby finds out!)

2007-12-07 03:57:02 · 25 answers · asked by Gladys 6

Actual Personals From Jewish Newspapers

Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important.

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.

Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.

Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
Imagine people writing that in newspapers.

2007-12-07 03:34:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 03:21:16 · 24 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

I was looking for an alternative to facebook and myspace.

2007-12-07 03:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by Fred Vinson 2

Lets hear answers form 'senior citizens' to this one.

2007-12-07 02:54:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 02:29:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Need someone to call daily on an elderly lady daily to make sure she is alright? Is there a service out there that does this?

2007-12-07 02:27:15 · 9 answers · asked by ablessedwife 2

2007-12-07 02:08:45 · 7 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

...if, the KEY to YOUR Heart was Stolen...

2007-12-07 02:05:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.

"I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff."

"You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"

"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.

2007-12-07 02:00:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous