A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.
"I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff."
"You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.
2007-12-07 02:00:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
So thats your kind of man is it Suzie S
2007-12-07 02:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Three women go to the vet clinic. The vet asks the first lady - whats wrong with you dog. She responds that he pisses on everything. Doc says we can stop him from doing that. She agrees.
Next lady is asked. She says that her dog chews on everything. Doc says I can give you a muzzle or something to put on the furniture. Ladys says fine.
The Doc sees the third lady. Asks what the problem. She says he is a rather large dog and hunches everything. Doc understands and tells her that he can nueter the dog. The lady says no, don't do that - I just want you to trim his nails as he is scratching the hell out of me.
2007-12-07 03:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 01:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whataguy
2007-12-07 02:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lady G 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know you were at the dentist the same time as us!!! That's what happens when you marry the accountant!
2007-12-07 11:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Wandering In The Wilderness 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ! That's a joke !!!
In reality, no man worth his salt and in his good senses would want that for his wife !!! anywhere in the world :-))
2007-12-07 02:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not my man! But funny anyway! My man would be sure I was out of un in fact overmedicated!
2007-12-07 02:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
unlike the folks in europe where most men lead the way and there wives follow here on this side of the pond we always let the women folk led -- no we are not polite -- that way they are first in the line of fire!!!
2007-12-07 02:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ask your man "Are you a man or a mouse?" If he's anything like mine his response will be "I'm a man, squeak squeak" lol
2007-12-07 10:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....no....if there was a robber at the door there would be a race between him and dog as to who would make it under the bed first.
2007-12-07 06:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋