Actual Personals From Jewish Newspapers
Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important.
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.
Imagine people writing that in newspapers.
2007-12-07 03:34:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
yes you shoud see some of the personals posted on this side of the pond == do you know why folks who have oversize noses develop that way -- because air is free and they want to insure they get more than their fair share -- change the words a little so it would not tee off any set group!!!
2007-12-07 03:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is great!!! Just goes to prove again that truth is stranger than fiction.
Did you see the news item this morning about an ad a store ran advertising Hanukkah Hams? It was in Yahoo news.
2007-12-07 04:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My all-time favorite appeared in the "Village Voice newspaper in Greenwich Village:
"After seven years of careful preparation for the concert stage I am now able to offer my services as a baby sitter".
It appears he failed at the audition. LOL!
2007-12-07 07:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by desertviking_00 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame the paper, it's getting money from advertisers who insert their own wording. I always laugh when I have time to read the personal adverts. There are some really weird people out there to mention such personal traits to one and all
2007-12-07 03:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by clovernut 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe it , I have seen some like that in the personals. I get a kick out of reading them.
2007-12-07 11:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. if this was in the newspaper then they published it without re-wording to make fun of the fools that wrote it!
i liked the Israeli professor.. haha.. for a teacher he possess really bad writing skills ''no fatties please'' ...haha
2007-12-07 03:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ya, what is special about it you find this kind of adverts in all lonely hearts column or what every they are called.
2007-12-07 03:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by SMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I admire the honesty in the ads.
2007-12-07 03:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky Man 2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Scary huh?
2007-12-07 04:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right sensitive and no fatties puleeze that geezer is only sensitive when he sits down--hemorrhoids ya know
2007-12-07 09:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋