Senior Citizens

I write lists, but then forget to take the list with me.

2007-10-21 06:35:57 · 27 answers · asked by slk29406 6

I never want to get that old.


although I am sure that there are some, that wish I would.

2007-10-21 06:31:15 · 31 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

are we really growing to tall for our hair.

as the hair on top of our heads, becomes less,

the hair in our ears, and nose becomes more.

or is it just sliding down, because it is too tired to stay where it belongs?

2007-10-21 06:27:51 · 13 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

that when your rememberer get worse,

your forgetter get better?


age truly does have it's blessings.

2007-10-21 06:24:25 · 8 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

2007-10-21 05:57:23 · 13 answers · asked by kayboff 7

He was single for 10 years after his divorce before we met and some of his old habits just cant be broke. I have known him now for 5 years and married for 2 and he just refuses to budge. Biggest pet peeve is comes home from work at midnite and doesnt think he has to clean up so when I complained he just started sleeping on the sofa. what to do? I should explain he is addicted to the tv and falls asleep with it on most nites and his job is very dirty . when he was single he hardly ever slept in his bed , the couch was awfully dirty from too much use and got thrown away.

2007-10-21 05:56:36 · 10 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

I keep seeing this on seniors and I have come up with many possibilities(some rude), so I figured I'd just ask.

2007-10-21 05:31:50 · 15 answers · asked by min 4

Don't! It will make you think you are dying of every disease known to man! ;-)

Years ago I worked for the state vocational rehabilitation agency and for 'fun' we used to look up symptomology in the Merck manual...again, not a wise thing to do if you don't want think you are terminal!

2007-10-21 05:23:38 · 19 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

The wind has been blowing so hard, that for two days and two nights, large acorns and pinecones have been beating on the roof, can't take a walk. I put cotton in my ears to no avail, didn.t sleep a wink last night.

2007-10-21 05:11:07 · 34 answers · asked by snow ball 3

Or a violation notice, I got my first VN from the UK this am. I have to admit I deserved it, I just couldn't help myself, I could not read portuguese they could not read pig latin, such is life.

2007-10-21 05:02:52 · 11 answers · asked by snow ball 3

My mom and I have been thinking about starting an organization for senior citizens that own pets. There are tons of health benefits like people that own pets live longer and have fewer hospitalizations. I have lots of research papers that prove this.

I know a lot of people don't get a dog because they can't afford it and they are afraid of what will happen to it once they pass away.

I want to start an origination to help seniors in my community afford the basics of pet care (vaccinations, food, spay and neuter, grooming, training etc) and provide adoptions if the person passes away.

I am trying to get a feel to see if people think this is a good idea. Please tell me what you think before I start working on corporate sponsorship.

2007-10-21 04:44:25 · 12 answers · asked by lizard S 4

"HP wants to get to know you better."
Should I be concerned? How would you respond?lol!

2007-10-21 04:04:29 · 12 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Donya's question about Saturday matinees made me think of a show called "Cliffhangers' that was a summer replacement TV series sometime in the late 70's I think.

It featured three vignettes fashioned on the old Saturday serials.

One was a vampire segment with Michael Douri [sp?] who was a professor teaching at night and also a vampire

The other two I can't remember...I loved them! as they made me go back in time with the same features of the hero hanging with his life in jeopardy and the next week he never had fallen at all! lol

2007-10-21 04:02:35 · 4 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Does anyone besides me associate a certain flavor or food with nausea? The one flavor that I just can't tolerate is the mint wintergreen. I can't even smell it without feeling extremely sick! But everyone else I know loves it! Eeeeww! lol!

2007-10-21 04:01:09 · 29 answers · asked by Starscape 6

Would you like to share one or two?

Here's one I like and is apropos to what I need to practice right about now.

" You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair." - Paul H. Duhn

2007-10-21 03:33:56 · 30 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

2007-10-21 02:44:31 · 9 answers · asked by charlie mercedes 2

We all have room for improvement. There is often something we hang onto that keeps us from moving forward. For example, for most of my life I've had an independent streak and I will do things my way. Sometimes I realize there is a better way to do the same thing, but I just want to do it my way. That's stubbornness, to a degree. Yet I realize if I were to let go of that stubborn streak, whatever I'm dealing with will get done better, probably faster, and I'd end up being a better person simply by recognizing maybe my way isn't best. I'd be a better person if I let that independent streak die away. I'm working on it.

What about you? In what areas could you be better, and what's holding you back? What are you holding on to?

2007-10-21 01:21:17 · 17 answers · asked by Lady G 6

I have felt that anger is really a non-productive emotion. No one can make you angry if you don't let the anger in. I realize that anger needs to be dealt with, and how we deal with anger affects our health.

Yesterday hubby made this comment: There is enough calcium in anger to give you a backbone.

Comments?

2007-10-21 00:58:57 · 23 answers · asked by Lady G 6

In my continuing effort to improve myself, I started journaling to sort out my thoughts. I don't write in it every day, but it's there when I need it. I also started a little book in which I write life lessons, inspirational quotes, etc. I just have to remember to look at it every day. Do you do anything like this?

2007-10-21 00:54:51 · 13 answers · asked by Lady G 6

We live in a little apartment with Big Foot and his mama above us. When they're awake, there's no peace and quiet. Yet we're not in a position to move, and when we do it will be to a house, not another apartment or townhouse or condo. Most of my personal stuff is in storage because there is just no room for anything else here. Some days I look around and wish I could do something to change it all. It's more like a bachelor pad, which of course, it was until I came along 2 years ago. I would dearly love to make changes, but I'm limited in what I can do. Any ideas for simple changes?

2007-10-21 00:52:09 · 15 answers · asked by Lady G 6

I am 62 & have a 9 yr. old son.

2007-10-21 00:22:29 · 18 answers · asked by dragon 5

The music of the "Protest 60's" & wondered why things seems the same now as they did back then? True! there are a few differences, but overall it seems the same.

2007-10-21 00:16:55 · 11 answers · asked by dragon 5

IT is iimportant that you understand the language used online today...here are some clues as to what you are reading in the ads:
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside

2007-10-21 00:11:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
"How old was your husband?" "98," she replied.
"Two years older than me"
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? (bada boom)



Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure." (bada boom)

2007-10-21 00:02:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know that it is very important for the doctor and health team to wash their hands.....You?


WebMD has a good video on how to stop staph infections, if you are interested:
http://www.webmd.com/video/preventing-staph-infections?ecd=wnl_day_102007

2007-10-21 00:02:01 · 13 answers · asked by kayboff 7

I found it in my local newsletter and it is so fitting......

2007-10-20 23:07:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have been thinking that it might be possible that memory cells are in the hair color.
this seems possible since the more color i lose from my hair, the worse my memory becomes.

2007-10-20 17:36:35 · 29 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty (Bada boom)


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmur. Be careful." (bada boom)

2007-10-20 16:50:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

My mother particularly was very superstitious. No tossing food to one another outside at night or a ghost might catch it, you'll eat it and get sick. I thought of this when I was going to toss an apple to my brother as he was getting into his car and he stopped me, walked back and got it. Still listening to her after all these years.

2007-10-20 16:34:18 · 27 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

I still remember the commercial. "For the easiest travel on earth, take a Trailways, take a Trailways bus." .......... Take an air condition Trailways bus." Well I remembered some of it.

2007-10-20 15:36:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous