Senior Citizens (Cultures & Groups, Society & Culture)

I got galapagus ducks... but they are getting old. Should I move them into a retirement village or cook em? What critters have you got and what do you do wit it?

2007-10-21 15:12:36 · 7 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6

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Do you have empty beer cans in the bed of your pick-up truck?

2007-10-21 15:08:26 · 6 answers · asked by Aunt Carolyn (Pirate Lady) 1

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I'm building a retirement village down yonder?

Does ewes rechon I can get some old folks to come live near the billabong? We can feed the crocodiles with ..........?

2007-10-21 15:08:15 · 7 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6

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Where is Britney Spears Grandma nowadays?

That girls dummer an an toad sittn on a bulfrog.

Sheehaaw!!

2007-10-21 15:08:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you have ceramic ducks and a windmill in your front yard?

2007-10-21 15:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by Aunt Carolyn (Pirate Lady) 1

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Do you have a living room couch on your front porch?

If not, why not?

2007-10-21 15:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by D Uncle 3

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Do you really like Possum grits?

I have a ringtail possum in the tree outside and I can't remember grannies recipe? Can you help?

2007-10-21 15:03:53 · 9 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6

Senior Citizens

What's the best advice yur mama ever gave you?

Has this ever happened to you?

My doc told me its time to give up the moonshine and squirrels, I say its time to get to a new doc.?

First we had the dragons, now we have the hillbillies, what is next, hillbilly dragons?

Any yall ever hear tell of puttin' vaseline an' a string around yer little toe if'n it cracks open?

I have a hankering for some strawberry ice cream. Can any of you remember the really old recipe from straw?

My sphincter is killing me, I've had the runs all day, any ideas?

How many of you remember blackouts and air raid drills from WWII?

My youngin's keep a-callin'. Now that I've won the lottery, I want that nonsense to stop. Can you help me?

What ever happened to Pierre André? He had such a nice voice?

Does nobody know where?

Ever git tipsy a drinkin' moonshine in the good 'ol days?

Where can I get some good fixin's?

My aunty on my papa's side has a fine lookin daughter?

Varmit rifles and lawn gnomes - anybody else like poppin shells at painted imps?

My favorite girl asked me to the senior dance, should I go?

The feller across the way is courting my younger sister. Mom is mad. How can I stop him?

Squirrel Feeders or squirrels for food? Ain't it funny how time changes how we see things?

Do you know where the term "Red Neck" originated?

What critters do you keep in your cement pond?

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight on a boccie ball court or in a bingo hall?

How can I keep from falling asleep on my heating pad?

How come no one has to walk to uphill both ways in a snowstorm anymore?

what do y'all reccomend for gittin a new set a choppers?