My preacher said I could pick out any hymn I wanted. I stood up and looked around the room and said I want him an him an him.
2007-10-21 15:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Never mind ol Uncle Sippy. His mind is always in the gutter, or what's left of it since when someone mistook him for a wild boar hog and decided they wanted some fried.........well ya git the picture.
2007-10-24 15:56:36 · update #1
LOL...Finally some humor.
2007-10-21 15:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by GoodGuy53 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sing Me a Song
The Dentist's Hymn
"Crown Him with Many Crowns"
The TV Weatherman's Hymn
"There Shall be Showers of Blessing"
The Contractor's Hymn
"The Church's one Foundation"
The Tailor's Hymn
"Holy, Holy, Holy"
The Golfer's Hymn
"There is a Green Hill Far Away"
The Politician's Hymn
"Standing on the Promises"
The Optometrist's Hymn
"Open Mine Eyes that I Might See"
The IRS Hymn
"All to Thee"
The Gossiper's Hymn
"Pass it On"
The Electrician's Hymn
"Send the Light"
The Shopper's Hymn
"Sweet by and by"
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
Rosie, all the way in the back, shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
2007-10-22 00:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Greedy!
2007-10-22 18:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'ma hooting and laughin and rollin in the muck. Yeehaa what a thing to wake up to
2007-10-22 08:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yer preacher is a big 'ol sinner, but I reckon you done knowed that didn'tcha lil' miss high an mighty. You think you's sooooo perty! But you's jest a jezebel woman, that's jest what you is.
2007-10-21 22:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by I Love Lucy 3 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Only when Pa ask me how in the world I got pregnant.
2007-10-21 22:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You have three eligible cousins ? (or maybe 2 and a brother ?)
2007-10-22 14:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gosh that be hard, when I have so many relatives to pick from.
2007-10-22 15:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Moe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sure he meant for you to only choose one, very greedy of you.
2007-10-21 22:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeehaw!!!
2007-10-22 06:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋