Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
"How old was your husband?" "98," she replied.
"Two years older than me"
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? (bada boom)
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure." (bada boom)
2007-10-21 00:02:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Is the eternal Peter Pan perhaps seeing that demon "old age" creep closer? And the jokes are kind of the same reaction as whistling past grave yards?
Good to see you finding the time to contribute after all Phil. I know there would be very many people on Seniors (besides myself) who would miss you desperately if you were gone.
2007-10-21 03:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi Phil,
This was what I needed to start off a slow moving Sunday
morning. I needed the smile, but not the groan LOL. I can't
seem to get my head up out from under the covers this AM.
Guess the "Sleep Apnea" did a number on me last night. Cuz
I sure could use some extra "zzzzz's". Guess that'll mean a
Sunday afternoon nap for me, later today.
It's chilly in my house this AM. It's only 50f now and going to
reach a sweltering 58f before the day is over. How's it down
where you are this morning.
2007-10-21 13:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bada boom again.
Day late and dollar short on answering.
No peer pressure is great!
Heard you've been fighting a headache. Hope you're doing better.
hugs
2007-10-22 10:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes.
Hope the headache is better.
It doesn't look like the weather and fires are going to let up much before Wednesday, at least that's what they're telling us right now. Winds due to hit 100 mph.
I'm just praying we don't get fires over here in Berdoo. 2003 was enough for a while.
2007-10-21 15:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Cranky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok! That funeral one! Good morning! And the I'm off to bed. You all have a good day. For us Sunday is over. And I have been up since 3.30 AM, watching the rugby, and dare I say it here? South Africa won the world rugby cup. Yesssssss!
2007-10-21 07:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
With all the new aches and pains I wake up to each morning it is nice to know there are more advantages then just AARP and senior discounts at Subway.have a good one.
2007-10-21 10:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I met an old man walking towards me with a pig under his arm. I said, "Hey, buddy, where'd ya get the pig?"
The pig said, "I won him at the fair." (bada boom)
2007-10-21 12:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
everyone is saying good morning! It's 4pm , that's how far behind I am in answering Q . I went to "walk a block for lupus" this am for my friend that has lupus., then I needed a nap. You must be making headway on that mountain of work. It's good to see your spirits have lifted somewhat. Laughing is good no matter what time it is. Thanks!
2007-10-21 16:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is so nice to wake up have my coffee and g on here late and have real chuckles. I love lazing until I gt my first belly laughs of the day. What good friends we have here.
2007-10-21 11:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Both great except for the bada boom. We'll decide if you deserve a bada boom.
2007-10-21 12:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋