Cultures & Groups - 12 October 2007

2007-10-12 15:21:44 · 2 answers · asked by -=unknown=- 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

It's Saturday, and we have a big week end in the big house. The boss is on the the way. Get the sherry from the cook. Now! Get the cook to stop pinching the sous chef's bottom. He is getting worried, he is only a young laddie, and she is chasing him around the kitchen while he is holding food. Get your tarton on McTealc, don't know what you were up to last night! Good grief man! And retire to your bedroom until that sporron gets itself in the right place. Barbara you are always so sweet, please collect the heather, at least you won't set it alight. Goldwing, we need a bouncer. Just come as you are, black t-shits and all.
The girls are fluffing their feathers, in anticipation, and for once it is not raining. We need a pianist, any volunteers? And someone to play the bagpipes. Volunteers please, very urgent? How about American Patriot.? I think you would play the bagpipes with a lot of aplomb, but would you wear a kilt?Mc teacl, please see the Whisky is scottish.

2007-10-12 15:18:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

You may have been reading my recent questions about concerning my sexuality. I have been confused for awhile and now I have to accept who I am. I do not like girls sexually and there is nothing I can do about it. I am a Roman Catholic and If my some of my family members don't accept me so be it. I am who I am. How can I not go back in denial. It can't be a phase because this has been going on for over a year. Please support for who I am because I am gay?

2007-10-12 14:55:22 · 16 answers · asked by A Journey 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I was told I was like a Sandy Duncan, Sally Field type person. How about you?

2007-10-12 14:44:05 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Absolutely. I arrived home at 9:15 p.m., unfortunately, the ride back was alone. The doctors want to keep my hubby a couple of more days. Bad reaction to a medication. Phooey.

Thank you for all your support and for caring. It means more than you can know.

2007-10-12 14:38:48 · 11 answers · asked by felines 5 in Senior Citizens

there possibly might be some Italian in my family but I don't think so because I don't look any Italian. What do you think?

Me =]:
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I'm mainly Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, French, German, and Cherokee Indian. Do I look any Italian?

2007-10-12 14:35:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I read it on the Houston Chronicle today online. I mean he has already done 18 months in jail...why?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/5207987.html

2007-10-12 14:32:41 · 10 answers · asked by MSW2010 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I prefer a man. I think I have always had the worst haircuts by women. A man can see better, what suites a women's face. And a women can see better, what suits a man's face.

2007-10-12 14:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I drive my children mad. Especially driving in Johannesburg. I cut through all the suburbs, to avoid traffic lights and congestion.
It's much quicker. Or do you take the normal route, to where you are going?

2007-10-12 14:29:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Serve the full time? They believe he will only serve one year! This is disgrasfull! Your comments please.

2007-10-12 14:17:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Have melted, creating what they think will be a new sea passage, instead of using the Panama Canal? Who is going to claim that stretch of water? Canada?

2007-10-12 14:12:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

There are three of us. Two Australians and myself. They like Australian Rules Football. One's team is Carlton and other supports Collingwood. My team, although the game is sort of a free for all, is Geeling, because my Australian cousins support them.

I, from South Africa, so my winter game, is Rugby Union. I love it. They don't like it. So winter, is very amusing!
Thank goodness when summer comes we all like Cricket, but South Africa and Australia are Arch enemies in cricket. So the heat is on. I love watching the tennis, they don't. Talk about a zoo of games.

2007-10-12 14:05:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

No crude ones please.

Here are some:-

At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.

Remember When Sex Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?

(On the front) Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College with No Boys.

My IQ came back negative :-)

We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.

Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.

Kids: You Spend the First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.

(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.

I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.

I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.

I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!

I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.

My Reality Check Just Bounced.

2007-10-12 13:50:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

A REASON, A SEASON, A LIFETIME

People always come into your life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are. They are there for a reason, you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die, Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But only for a season. And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall, the season eventually ends.

LIFETIME, relationships teach you a lifetime of lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being part of my life.....

2007-10-12 13:33:43 · 12 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Senior Citizens

Subject: clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh ," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

2007-10-12 13:04:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

honestly ive never known my sexuality. i just started questioning now . well just thinking back to when i was a kid i have gotten kisses from my friends and it felt right getting kissed . but then as i got older i like checked out girls bodies a bit ( i thought it was totally normal) but that kinda went away. but then there came the day when i was a on site and my bi friend asked me out , i didnt like her like that but i said yes. but when she broke up with me i kinda hurt a bit. anyway. i never really loved guys and the fact that this guy is kinda into to me rite now doesnt make me all happy or anything.help please

2007-10-12 12:53:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Is it ok for an obvious feminine guy to wear an anklet? and if I do, what is the correct ankle to wear it on?

2007-10-12 12:16:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have always loved animals of all types. I have a cat and love him dearly for his unconditional love yet his penchant for humans having to
EARN that love! lol

I find as I get older that my furry roomies are even more important to me than when I was younger! How about you?

My Tony is having a bad day....I awakened this a.m. to him hunched as he walked and his rear was encrusted with the results of loose bowels. I cleaned him with water spray [which to my surprise he didn't resist]. This evening he has a good appetite and is drinking water and is talking to me and is not ' hiding' as animals do when they get ill...but I am worried. If he doesn't improve by tomorrow I will take him in to the doc....This little guy [20 lbs Maine Coon] is my HEART and I can't imagine a day without him!

Share your pet stories with me, please :-)

2007-10-12 12:00:45 · 24 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Senior Citizens

2007-10-12 11:51:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

“…man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.”

2007-10-12 11:50:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

heh , sorry for being random , but i really like Australian accents
lol , Don't you agree with me ?

2007-10-12 11:06:21 · 17 answers · asked by Real CJ 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Okay so this guy I talk to online (he's in his late 20's) says he's gorean (no not korean) and he wants me to come live with him & his gf and be his sex slave. Should I trust him?

2007-10-12 10:53:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

What about the ones who were abused as a child themselves?

And why is it acceptable for people to go on about how
pedophiles should be tortured to death?

2007-10-12 10:09:00 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I have been really wanted to know why...Not cause they're more beautiful and all that mess...I want to know the real reason because Ive seen american women that are up to par with brazilians (as in attitude, good personality, looks, up keep, etc.) but i would like to know the real reason this is...Are guys more intimidated by american women? Or just curious about brazilians?????

2007-10-12 09:59:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Did you elope?
As for me, my Dad passed away before my wedding. He had been the Minister who married my brother and he married my sister and her husband as well. Obviously, they had church weddings.

I chose not to have a church wedding and I invited only ten people. I simply did not want anything similar to my siblings as it would have surely, made me sad and wishing it were my Dad officiating my wedding! It was suppose to be a joyful day and so, I eliminated everything traditional!

Simple wedding, at my uncle's home who officiated my wedding....He was my Dad's favorite brother!

2007-10-12 09:33:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

What the heck do they carry that is sooooo important? And if ithese things are so important, why dont men usually carry handbags?

2007-10-12 09:29:27 · 21 answers · asked by hicapaul 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I do. Don't know what it is and don't know what to do about it. It's loud banging sounds.

2007-10-12 09:18:29 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Cultures & Groups

My son got mine right away when I gave him a multiple choice answer on the is one. Wild child. I thrive on excitement and new adventures, unfortunately my wild child is being stifled right now :-(

Someone else close to me said I was a combination earth mother, goddess and wild child, ok thats cool too if that is how he sees me.

This is about the WOMAN in you, or the MAN in you, not about a professional identity. So WHO is your resident spirit? Does you family know about him/her?

Ladies: a) earth mother b) a goddess c) a wild child d) a cowgirl

Gentlemen: a) a rock star (male diva) b) earth father c) a cowboy d) wild child

2007-10-12 09:12:13 · 47 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens

When I fetched the parking ticket from the machine today I walked back to what I thought was our car, held the ticket out and said. " Which end shall we start then?" Only to be faced with a complete stranger staring at me as if I was mad, I'd walked to the car parked next to ours by mistake!
Goodness knows what the man thought, I was only meaning should we go to the right end of the town or the left first!
Of course Mr D had to tell the man, he was welcome to take me up on my offer! lmao x

2007-10-12 09:07:16 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5 in Senior Citizens

2007-10-12 09:05:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups