Cultures & Groups - 12 October 2007

The population of this country is 300 million

160 million are retired

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 8.5 million in school.

That leaves 5.5 million to do the work.

Of these, there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total 10.8 million people who work for the State and City Government. And that leaves 1.4 million people to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prision.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and Me.

And there you are.

Sitting on your azz.

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

2007-10-12 04:44:05 · 23 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Senior Citizens

A cartiologist has a very elaborate funeral, a huge heart covered with flowers was behind the casket, after the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart closed, sealing in the doctor. One of the mourners began to laugh, everyone was staring at him and he stammered and said I'm a gynocologist. Then the proctologist fainted. Smile for the day??

2007-10-12 04:07:15 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Senior Citizens

i am gay, what if i discovered that my masseur is straight?
what if she is turned on? what if she touched my parts?
how should i react?

2007-10-12 03:36:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I will take you to bed, you will sweat and moan and groan and ask for mercy, I will continue until you are spent and exausted and curled up in a fitful sleep. Love the Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go and get your shot.

2007-10-12 03:34:13 · 17 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Senior Citizens

The Coat Hanger
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> A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small
> daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the
> pharmacy to get some medication.
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> She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the
> car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby
> sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was
> getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to
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> The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
> been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
> locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don
> t know how to use this."
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> She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes
> a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
> was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
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> The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
> desperate, so she was also very thankful. The man got off of his cycle
> and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I
> stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must
> get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?
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> He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute
> the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said,
> Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
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> The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison
> today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an
> hour." The woman hugged the man again and, with sobbing tears, cried out
> loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
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> Is - GOD GOOD - or what!?
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2007-10-12 03:07:27 · 12 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Senior Citizens

2007-10-12 02:58:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Do you ever feel hurt by the negative way we are portrayed? I do, because it's the opposite of who I am and as a black woman I have to constantly combat that. So I was wondering black women do you ever feel hurt by things ppl say about us or the stereotypes that are out there of us?

2007-10-12 02:46:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I live in Wisconsin, but have been to mexico, lots of places in Europe, and many, many states....I like to travel, but do not do it near as much now....

2007-10-12 02:37:32 · 36 answers · asked by Melissa R 4 in Senior Citizens

I thought for sure hubby would come out of Manworld to see if I had lost my mind. (Ah, but he was on the phone trying to counsel the elsewhere-mentioned brother of mine.)

2007-10-12 01:44:15 · 8 answers · asked by Lady G 6 in Senior Citizens

We got Hispanic Month, Black week, American Indian Month, Women's week..... no white guy. White guys built this country. They take all the blame for everything and get no thanks. They should get an Hour, at least.

2007-10-12 01:30:41 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Cultures & Groups

And, could it be propaganda and we're so quick to grab a bargain we don't realize it? Do you buy food from other countries?

2007-10-12 01:27:20 · 15 answers · asked by ndnquah 6 in Senior Citizens