I don't see the church buying me a new dentures!! I've asked and I've asked, but tarnnation! I'm starting to think that they enjoy watching me eat through a straw!
So last Sunday I get this bright ideal, and take some money out of the collection plate, and of course, I got caught. Tarnnation!!!!! What am I to do? I can't afford dentures now, and my lawyer is thinking that he's going to get some gum action, seeing how I can't pay and all. Why can't the church just let me have that money? Doesn't the church know that if I steal off of the plate then I can't afford a good looken lawyer?? Tarnnation, I'm getting those nasty chills up my spine!!
2007-11-25
14:14:22
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