Society & Culture - 11 November 2007

Everybody says god had no wife.

But our neighbor, Mr. Gibby says Jesus talks to him now and then, and last week Jesus told him that God has a wife, and her name is Milly.

So those of you who say we created God in our image, you lose. God already exists, along with his wife Milly. Tell that to the atheistic people next time you see them.

(And, yes, Jesus will be speaking to Mr. Gibby again -- not a week goes by...)

2007-11-11 11:49:49 · 10 answers · asked by 2.71828182845904 5 in Religion & Spirituality

cavity in his entire life? God had always taken care of him, he said.
Anyway, I had had all my teeth pulled a month before and was still waiting for a new set.
He left me sitting there, drinking beer and pondering why God didn't love me too?
Isn't that a kind of shallow faith? Or why did God allow me to get cavities and not him?
I think he's a fruitcake, don't you?

This story is true.

2007-11-11 11:48:02 · 46 answers · asked by Prof Fruitcake 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:47:06 · 17 answers · asked by lorddad7 2 in Religion & Spirituality

If anyone had kept a proper icon of the crucified messiah, why pick something as mundane as a cup? A shroud would have been significant of the burial, but not the death or supposed resurection. Why not the hammer used in the crucifixion? Or maybe one of the nails? Let your twisted lil minds roam however you wish on this one.

2007-11-11 11:46:54 · 13 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:45:17 · 7 answers · asked by Chapter and Verse 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Whenever somebody asks who God's creator is, you often answer that "He simply is, and always will be."
Well why do you believe that the Universe (as complex as it is) needs a creator, but God doesn't?
Surely God is much more complex than the Universe. Someone MUST'VE made him.
Everything has a beginning. Sure, a circle has no beginning, but someone had to have made that circle in the first place.

2007-11-11 11:43:00 · 23 answers · asked by George M 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Here's the deal: I want to have a dinner party for my birthday at my favorite resturant. Who is suppose to pay for the meals me(as the host) or the guests?

2007-11-11 11:42:38 · 14 answers · asked by GangGreen 2 in Etiquette

2007-11-11 11:41:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My best friend will not date black guys but yet she claims she is not racist. And its not even like she doesn't find them attractive either, she just wont date them. She even seen this guy at a bar once she thought was cute and wanted me to ask him if he was black or Puerto rican because if he was puerto rican she would have been interested. I just dont get how she can say shes not a racist because I consider a racist to be someone who descriminates people because of their race and thats what she's doing. She might have black friends and she might not say the n-word, but she's still racist in a way, right?

2007-11-11 11:41:24 · 19 answers · asked by snowbunny_luv_420 3 in Etiquette

Look at this horrible and discriminatory question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnvG_C4D2Az1LaxRMkhSnyXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071111162704AAxlIld&show=7#profile-info-RC7FaNyKaa

I really can't wait until Jesus comes back and these Satanists finally meet their fate!

2007-11-11 11:41:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:39:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I'm not saying Im dating someone the internet, im just wondering without giving your bf your address what could you give them for christmass over the computer.

2007-11-11 11:37:45 · 3 answers · asked by Kherington 2 in Christmas

These kind of genetic anomalies occur when there is a small gene pool.

2007-11-11 11:37:38 · 9 answers · asked by Peter D 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I grew up in a household that didn't express religion. I have recently been saved but I don't go to a church. I have never felt comfortable in a church, so I chose to worship at home until I find a church I feel comfortable with. Anyways, Do you have to be baptized to go to Heaven and/or have a relationship with God? Or is that just a just a Baptist thing?

2007-11-11 11:37:34 · 25 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:36:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-11-11 11:36:15 · 10 answers · asked by cjbass21 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Every now and then, I have to cut the dead leaves off of my palm trees that I have in my yard or else the HOA writes me a nasty letter. Well, today I was out there and palm trees have leaves that have "teeth" on them like saws and I cut the living bejeezus out of both hands. Right now, I am typing with bandaged hands.
But it got me to thinking about Palm Sunday, and how they layed down palm leaves in the street because Jesus was coming. Maybe they didn't want him to come, and that is why they put those little green hacksaws down everywhere.
What do you think?

2007-11-11 11:36:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:36:00 · 20 answers · asked by majeed3245 7 in Religion & Spirituality

If you're in a café with someone and realise you don't have the price of a cup of tea-- or some similiar situation-- and she buys it for you, would you offer the money back later? Personally, I would rather not be embarrassed by having a trivial sum returned.

2007-11-11 11:35:39 · 6 answers · asked by Wulfstan O Malley 1 in Etiquette

mines would be "Johnny longhorn"

2007-11-11 11:35:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

What about the poor, innocent babies that die of cancer. Or the Christians that die of it, and it isn't fair ? Why doesn't He answer our prayers and save our loved ones?

2007-11-11 11:33:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:32:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What's up with that?

2007-11-11 11:31:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-11 11:31:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i need to know what book, chapter and verses in the bible i can find The Nativity story and i need any story from Abraham, Joseph (the one with the coat), Moses, and, John the Babtist, i could use a couple options for each so whatever you know is great, will pick best for the most storys with accurate citation

2007-11-11 11:31:46 · 11 answers · asked by Brendan R 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I bite my fingernails, have for 57 years.
I still smoke, have for 48 years
I still like sick humor, seems like forever.

2007-11-11 11:30:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Please answer taking into account human relationship like marriage, friendship and blood relationship. Does it not indicate that no bond is permanent?

2007-11-11 11:30:42 · 5 answers · asked by Nimit 2 in Religion & Spirituality

this kid can
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faN1SZABM48

2007-11-11 11:29:41 · 3 answers · asked by Miss 21 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups

ok once again: i need a german speaker to translate "Christmas at the Brandenburg Gate" i need to put this as the title on a poster, and i cant get it wrong.

2007-11-11 11:29:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Jeremiah 10:23 and Isaiah 63:17

2007-11-11 11:27:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality