Everybody says god had no wife.
But our neighbor, Mr. Gibby says Jesus talks to him now and then, and last week Jesus told him that God has a wife, and her name is Milly.
So those of you who say we created God in our image, you lose. God already exists, along with his wife Milly. Tell that to the atheistic people next time you see them.
(And, yes, Jesus will be speaking to Mr. Gibby again -- not a week goes by...)
2007-11-11 11:49:49 · 10 answers · asked by 2.71828182845904 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
SO I GUESS JESUS HAS TWO MOTHERS -- MILLY AND MARY.
I'LL HAVE TO ASK MR. GIBBY NEXT TIME.
2007-11-11 11:51:45 · update #1
Perhaps you have just solved the holy spirit mystery.
2007-11-11 12:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
interesting question.It does not verify a spouse of God-only himself.If he has always been and then created the heavens and earth then people,somewhere he must of known love before Jesus was born-but love comes in many ways-I dont know if God has a wife-but im sure that if he does he treats her with love and kindness.
2007-11-11 20:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by resigned 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd better keep an eye peeled in Mr. Gibby's direction - he sounds a little on the psychotic-god-believer wacko side to me.
Make sure he hasn't started gathering a pile of stones to cast your way.
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2007-11-11 23:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow lol In that time period I don't think he would need one. I do understand that he said not to sleep with the neighbors girl but actually the more I think about it the more it doesn't make sense.
2007-11-11 20:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by moonshine057 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflol... I don't know where you gettin this but it is funny :p
For the (unlikely case) you were being serious: Just mentioning that women in our society were considered worth 0.0 until the mid-20th century. That's why God wasn't given a wife - he didn't need one.
2007-11-11 19:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by JohnyD 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is not a funny question people take god very seriously considering he is and will always be alive.
2007-11-11 20:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by carmen 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Since it's all made-up anyway, give him a wife if you want. It's all what you believe.
2007-11-11 20:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I must have been in a coma--I had NO idea WE created God--does He know that?
2007-11-11 20:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
God is omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient
2007-11-11 19:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by Brian N 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"We" did not create God. God created us.
People tend to play god though and worship other gods. There is only one true God, and He is Jesus.
2007-11-11 19:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by BaC Helen 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋