Society & Culture - 23 November 2006

To me, and I do mingle in some er, uh, higher circles when need be, a fart is just that, and everyone but the guilty party has the right, the privilidge to giggle, to laugh, or if the company is of the closest friends, then you all, except the farter, may fall to the floor in mock anguish and in mock strangulation; fully letting the farter know that you recognize his wind, his fake-h(f)arted apology.
It can be now revealed, by an extensive British University Study, that the natural need to fart, often with sounds which indicate the muscular nature of the buttocks of the farter in question, be they strong, muscularly-pushed farts, or the far more usual, weakened, seemingly feckless, uncontrollably long, staccato barrages, similar to a clean embrasured French horn, or a very tight tympani drum. And without fail, it is always the evening's host who smiles the knowing smile of rectal relief, and at the same time, raises his glass of wine, in a toast...
Well, what do you do? Fart too?

2006-11-23 01:08:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

What's the difference? Both of them are men, who know if you've been naughty or nice. Both are powerful. Why do some people grow out of the Santa myth but not the God myth?

2006-11-23 01:07:36 · 16 answers · asked by Candi H 3 in Religion & Spirituality

my r.e. h/w is to find out Why Hindus believe in God?
i still don't know
does anyone???

2006-11-23 01:07:01 · 14 answers · asked by kid.maximus 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Why will be there a clash between Heaven and Hell, if God has infinite powers? Why does Satan even attempt to conquer Heaven whe he know he doesn't have a chance?

2006-11-23 01:06:38 · 15 answers · asked by Ego 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I know I will be thankful when this day is over.

2006-11-23 01:06:10 · 7 answers · asked by filotofo 1 in Thanksgiving

I live in Massachusetts. We have gay marriage and civilization seems to be doing fine. Kids are back in school. Straight folks still get married and divorced at about the same rate. And the government is still collecting taxes. Notice any big changes where you live?

2006-11-23 01:05:52 · 13 answers · asked by Isis 7 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

by the same reasoning, should they not also cut off their sons' fingers to put an end to the rising voilence in the Middle East?

2006-11-23 01:04:19 · 22 answers · asked by tammers 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If everyone adopt this idea maybe we wouldn't be doing so much evil crap to one another every other day of the week

2006-11-23 01:03:12 · 6 answers · asked by cryptaesthesia79 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 01:02:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 01:02:28 · 5 answers · asked by Peripatetic 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Since they lack the potential for abstract thinking? The ability to conceptualize?
There is nothing scientific about atheistic thinking. The only "theory" they seem to be able to understand is evolution, which is not Neanderthal, but a process
of change and "growth"!

2006-11-23 01:01:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Esp if u really dislike hearing it or would you get nonchalant?

2006-11-23 01:00:51 · 12 answers · asked by galgal 4 in Etiquette

2006-11-23 00:59:36 · 29 answers · asked by cryptaesthesia79 1 in Religion & Spirituality

does it do for you and where the hell do users get the money from to buy this expensive substance or is it the case of cocaine before food?

I am not being judgemental....

2006-11-23 00:59:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I have looked at religon because quite alot of people seem to be into it. However upon looking into it I found there are many differnt types, and most contradict each other, or in some cases themselves. So can anyone tell me what the real true religon is? I don't want to waste my time in something that isn't real after all. If you could give me details on denomination or anything else relevant to the real group I'd apreciate it. Thanks.

2006-11-23 00:58:57 · 17 answers · asked by Zorg 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 00:58:46 · 18 answers · asked by cryptaesthesia79 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 00:58:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I post this not for stupidity but to inspire….

2006-11-23 00:57:20 · 15 answers · asked by cryptaesthesia79 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm sticking my neck out, huh? I'm probably going to be really insulted, and told off??? But, thought I'd ask anyway...(everything else I want to ask, has already been asked, so I thought I'd break up the monotony! ;~)

2006-11-23 00:56:29 · 3 answers · asked by JoJoCieCie 5 in Other - Society & Culture

Christians, Muslims, Jews, and whatever other theists. I do NOT care about your question. This question is NOT for you, so please, have some respect to not answer or report this because it is not a question you should have read in the first place.

2006-11-23 00:55:38 · 7 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 00:55:04 · 8 answers · asked by Carl-N-Vicky S 4 in Other - Holidays

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-23 00:55:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

2006-11-23 00:54:17 · 33 answers · asked by Happy S 1 in Other - Society & Culture

N/A

2006-11-23 00:53:15 · 3 answers · asked by natalie g 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Basic phrases like 'good morning' 'how are you', beautiful day' 'I like you.' That kind of thing.

2006-11-23 00:52:10 · 2 answers · asked by moonchild 1 in Languages

Or Terrorist's!

Over there you have Independance Day!
U>K> We have Guy Fawkes bonfire night!

Christmas is a celebration... yet do you forget, if these events happened, then Herrod killed all the just born babies to get at christ!

There a several more but we can go on all day!

2006-11-23 00:47:08 · 12 answers · asked by 360Vindicator 1 in Other - Holidays

It's Thanksgiving Day (Happy Thanksgiving to all), & today we pause however briefly to remember the things that we are most greatful for.(for me, a new friend will be high on my list & in my thoughts)... & then we feast. (tomorrow we shop, lol)... Anyway...
Does anyone other than me have a fear of cold turkey following Thanksgiving ? (The asker recognizes that merely raising the question in such a way does not help him make his case for no cold turkey)

2006-11-23 00:46:53 · 6 answers · asked by Justin 3 in Thanksgiving

2006-11-23 00:46:49 · 11 answers · asked by The Jesus, Mohammed Buddha GIMP 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-23 00:45:28 · 13 answers · asked by aha so whts al abt!! 1 in Thanksgiving

im working in canada right now and would just love to see the parade seeing i cant enjoy it at home. can ANYONE help me with a site that i might be able to watch it on please

2006-11-23 00:43:43 · 1 answers · asked by holly m 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender