To me, and I do mingle in some er, uh, higher circles when need be, a fart is just that, and everyone but the guilty party has the right, the privilidge to giggle, to laugh, or if the company is of the closest friends, then you all, except the farter, may fall to the floor in mock anguish and in mock strangulation; fully letting the farter know that you recognize his wind, his fake-h(f)arted apology.
It can be now revealed, by an extensive British University Study, that the natural need to fart, often with sounds which indicate the muscular nature of the buttocks of the farter in question, be they strong, muscularly-pushed farts, or the far more usual, weakened, seemingly feckless, uncontrollably long, staccato barrages, similar to a clean embrasured French horn, or a very tight tympani drum. And without fail, it is always the evening's host who smiles the knowing smile of rectal relief, and at the same time, raises his glass of wine, in a toast...
Well, what do you do? Fart too?
2006-11-23 01:08:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I had no idea that breaking wind could be done so elegantly. Maybe there should be a farting competition at the Olympics, with competitors being scored on style as well as volume, with all the noisy details recorded for digital analysis afterward.
2006-11-23 01:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was having dinner with several friends from work and all the while this fella from Arkansas was making everyone laugh by what some would perceive of him making an *ss of himself. When he was done with his steak the "T" bone was left. He told the waitress that "ain't nothn' left of this poor ol' cowboy but his old c*ck and b*lls." Not long after I passed gas, which sounded exactly like a chair scraping the floor. And this is what everyone thought. Not my buddy from the South. No, he made a huge deal out of it. Imagine, this guy who shows his *ss all night at the Outback throwing a fit about a little squeak.
2006-11-24 16:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dom Tuaca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Just laugh and roll on the floor like everyone else is doing, and then regale all your friends with the tale of the farting toaster.
2006-11-23 09:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by boots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh...it's just a fart....the only time I really don't like it is when I'm in a car with the hubby and kids and they all think it's hilarious. But, I really don't like breathing air that has been in someones butt.
2006-11-23 09:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Shari 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure have & I hope & pray it's not a smeller because I have a tendency to gag -- which could add to the fun & excitement of the elevator ride.
2006-11-23 09:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Judith 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i wouldn't fart but if i felt a fart coming i would make an excuse to leave and get fresh air or something
2006-11-23 09:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mariah w 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is this boy in my science class and he farts all the time NOT KIDDING!!! it is sooo loud 2 and everyone just laughs and one day he even held on to the bottom of his chair and pushed down as hard as he could on the chair and it came out even louder it is DISCUSTING!!!! Ty if u are reading this please stop!!!!
2006-11-23 09:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by blondie_01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you try to find a better circle of friends...
2006-11-23 17:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is just funny. You can't help but laugh.
2006-11-23 11:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Kabu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋