Now I ain't any kind of brawler, you understand. I was too small to get in fights when I was a kid, and I'm too big to get in them now.
But I am strong and reasonably fast. And I've got some moves. I have the reach on Him, and I have the science. In terms of book-learnin', at the very least, I'm probably a good deal brighter than He was and I outweigh Him by 50 pounds, easy.
I think I could have kicked Christ's asss.
I'm not saying I ever would-- of course I wouldn't. Jesus was a nice man. But I'm pretty sure I'd have made quick work of Him.
It is the sort of thought that gives one pause.
2006-08-14
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