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2006-08-14 13:25:22 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Is this one of those "Well I was sitting around with a couple of my buddies and we were having a few beers and someone asked..." kind of questions?

Mimes:
silent
annoying
black and white

Virgins:
not silent
enviable (maybe) but usually not annoying although it depends on personailty
multi-coloured

Wouldn't it be intersting if, somewhere down the line, there had been a misinterpretation in Islam and some moron mistook the word "mimes" for "virgins" so now, when those terrorist shitheads go to Heaven they actually get 70 MIMES instead of virgins? Ha ha ha ha ha...shaddup girl.

2006-08-14 16:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

1. both only use their hands to 'communicate' ?

2. both are 'immature' (no offense to virgins! I just mean, sexually inexperienced. actually if I'm trying to offend anyone, it's mimes. I hate them)

3. nobody's ever had sex with a virgin
probably the same is true for mimes

2006-08-15 21:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0 0

I couldn't say, I accept both as sacrifices, but honestly never met an adult virgin

2006-08-15 14:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know this one, I know it, I know it: both of them scare the hell out of you!
How old are you, kid?

2006-08-14 21:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0 0

Idk, what is it?

Tell me!

2006-08-14 20:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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