Society & Culture - 24 July 2006

read this out lout :


I am we Todd did .

I am we Todd did .

I am Sofa Kind we Todd did.

dont get it yet ?? try again


I am we Todd did .

I am we Todd did .

I am Sofa Kind we Todd did

ok STOP !

still dont get it ?


translation :


I am retarded .

I am retarded .

I am so fu**** retarded .


Try it 2 all ur friends they will definately fall 4 it !!! I did it 2 my little brother ... hehe (hes 9 ) !

2006-07-24 10:03:05 · 12 answers · asked by yaka 1 in Languages

2006-07-24 10:02:38 · 10 answers · asked by Signilda 7 in Other - Society & Culture

As a parent of a 3/4 Black and 1/4 Hispanic child, her hair is coiled tighter than mine...and it's beautiful! I just can't stand to hear Black people use the phrase "Bad hair" to define African American hair and "Good hair" to define hair with a more straightened texture. Can we please stop brainwashing our Black children with this backwords thinking? Time to start telling them how gorgeous their hair, skin and features are so when they're older, they can look in the mirror and see something admirable, not ugly.

2006-07-24 10:02:31 · 3 answers · asked by AJ 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Hello! I need help. As the english is not my native languaje and my english teacher is not here, please, can someone tell me which is the difference between to remember and to remind????

2006-07-24 10:01:48 · 12 answers · asked by x 2 in Languages

How can I tell if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is truly calling to me or if it is all just coincidence?

2006-07-24 10:00:47 · 13 answers · asked by BobRoberts01 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Life will be a lot easier without the religious paranoia, mainly jeduaism, christianity and islam. Pr at least that's my opinion. Will you work for a religion-free world or not? Why not? Thanks. I promise you your answers will not be forwarded to the nearest mosque or synagogue or church.

2006-07-24 09:58:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Bobby Carpenter and could I please speak to Melissa Lewis?”

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn’t believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Melissa’s correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Melissa, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled “You’re a jackass!” and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word “jackass,” and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I’d call him up. He’d answer, and I’d yell, “You’re a jackass!” It would always cheer me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, “Hello.”

I made up a name. “Hi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I’m just calling to see if you’re familiar with our caller ID program?”

He went, “No!” and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re a jackass!”

The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there’s ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 402-8863.


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An old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space. I didn’t think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I thought, she’s finally leaving.
All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, “You can’t just do that, Buddy. I was here first!”

The guy got out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn’t even hear me. I thought to myself, This guy’s a jackass. There are sure a lot of jackasses in the world. I noticed he had a “For Sale“ sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.

A couple of days later, I’m at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 402-8863 and yelling, “You’re jackass!” (It’s really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I better call this guy too. He answered the phone and said, “Hello.” I said, “Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?”

“Yes, it is.”

“Can you tell me where I can see it?”

“Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It’s a yellow house and the car’s parked right out front.”

I said, “What’s your name?”

“My name is Don Hansen.”

“When’s a good time to catch you, Don?”

“I’m home in the evenings.”

“Listen Don, can I tell you something?”

“Yes.”

“Don, you’re a jackass!” And I slammed the phone down.

After I hung up, I added Don Hansen’s number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn’t as enjoyable as it used to be.

I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution: First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. The man answered nicely saying, “Hello.”

I yelled “You’re a jackass!”, but I didn’t hang up.

The jackass said, “Are you still there?”

I said, “Yeah.”

He said, “Stop calling me.”

I said, “No.”

He said, “What’s your name, pal?”

I said, “Don Hansen.”

He said “Where do you live?”

“1802 West 34th Street. It’s a yellow house and my black Camaro’s parked out front.”

“I’m coming over right now, Don. You’d better start saying your prayers.”

“Yeah, like I’m really scared, Jackass!” and I hung up.

Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, “Hello.”

I said, “Hello, Jackass!”

He said, “If I ever find out who you are...”

“You’ll what?”

“I’ll kick your butt.”

“Well, here’s your chance. I’m coming right over, Jackass!” And I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home.

Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going down on W. 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing.

Glorious! Watching two jackasses beating the crap out of each other in front of siz squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest experiences of my life!

2006-07-24 09:58:15 · 10 answers · asked by spring goth 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Many Zionest Christians show a great deal of dedication and devoution to Israel (people/state). But if Jesus is a peace-loving god and is all about love and has sacrificed himself for us. Why would he condition his return to planet earth on the establishment of a state that is least to say "engaged in prolonged use of violence against other nation/nations, denied freedom to other nation, killed so many innocents in 12 reported massacers for whole villages -prior to independence declaration-, killed thousands of civilans in military assaults. Tortured "including bones breaking and nails pulling" people of other nation because they once (raised their national flag or threw stones or fired at occupation army)
Sponsored criminal militia "South Lebanon Army" and their hedious "khiam detention c." for 13 years. They massacered 3500 innocents in Sabra- Shatila under supervision of Israeli commanders." All claims are inline with Israeli academic perspe- Please answer as im serious.

2006-07-24 09:57:19 · 8 answers · asked by Riverside, Ca 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-24 09:57:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-24 09:57:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

i really wanna know what is it?
i don't know and everyone around me tell me something with this word. My friends

i think its not a good thing, but what this.....

o,O

2006-07-24 09:55:27 · 39 answers · asked by Christian 2 in Other - Society & Culture

because tradition existed before the Bible so what do you believe people believed in before it was written?

2006-07-24 09:55:22 · 11 answers · asked by TRC 2 in Religion & Spirituality

If you are saying that someone is lazy, you might say they are a ?ump on a log. Is it a lump or a bump?

2006-07-24 09:53:14 · 2 answers · asked by Veccster 2 in Languages

I wonder why the world is getting more and more violent.... it all came down to two thing.....for POWER OR for RELIGION.....America as powerful as it is can't control the world.....America gave power and arms to israel to kill innocent people in the middle east.....why arent they doing something about this?

2006-07-24 09:53:13 · 9 answers · asked by trusolja_dareal23 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I actually always thought it was "play it by year".

As in, "will the weather force us to cancel the game?". "I don't know, we'll just have to play it by year."

2006-07-24 09:51:48 · 5 answers · asked by Veccster 2 in Languages

Is it possible to believe in Evolution and the Bible at the same time? If they both are right where does Evolution fit in with the bible?

2006-07-24 09:51:28 · 35 answers · asked by Coco 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Or even a "crazy bag lady"?

2006-07-24 09:48:24 · 26 answers · asked by Skull 4 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-24 09:47:47 · 52 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i would love to learn other languages and would like to know how to learn them hope u answer my question

2006-07-24 09:45:40 · 13 answers · asked by lil_babygirl_210 3 in Languages

Why do the congregation all appear to be reaching for a light switch with their eyes closed?

2006-07-24 09:45:26 · 18 answers · asked by syelark 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-24 09:45:25 · 25 answers · asked by detectivegrrl 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Yes I know the incredible love the sinner hate the sin malarky, but sexless homosexuality is not homosexuality at all so...do you welcome real gays into your church? ones that are actually gay and live in loving gay relationships, maybe they have been together as partners for 30yrs or so...are you going to ask them to abandon their life partners or will you just outrightly reject gays who are really gay and won't play at being pretend straights or celibate things to make you more comfortable. I'm talking about gays who have no intention of repenting and who do not accept that their gayness is a sin at all and will never accept such a lie. Odd that they be Christians at all? perhaps!... but there must be some like this.

2006-07-24 09:45:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-24 09:44:09 · 14 answers · asked by Adam 2 in Religion & Spirituality

It's a joke, don't think about it and say hey my race is not like that, or i'm not like that. Well deedeedee, i'm not being serious that's why it's called a joke.

2006-07-24 09:43:19 · 15 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Seeing as it says in the bible 'spare the rod, spoil the child?'

Is this your justification for hurting children?

2006-07-24 09:43:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I know there's a difference but what is it?

2006-07-24 09:42:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

and if it didn't why

2006-07-24 09:42:25 · 15 answers · asked by NEOTEH 4 in Other - Society & Culture

How to we use our full potential?

2006-07-24 09:41:40 · 11 answers · asked by 1authority 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I always wondered what effect it has on daughters, who know that their dad goes to strip clubs and watches porn?

Does it make you feel bad? Do you resent him for it? Or does it feel ok for you?

2006-07-24 09:40:26 · 21 answers · asked by livinglife 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Harsh?exotic?soft? romantic...etc
please be honest. :P

2006-07-24 09:40:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages