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Or even a "crazy bag lady"?

2006-07-24 09:48:24 · 26 answers · asked by Skull 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Some of this is the funniest stuff I have ever read!!

2006-07-24 12:19:50 · update #1

I feel a bit sorry for Aleks and testify.

2006-07-24 12:21:10 · update #2

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crotchity old man

He talks to himself, like the cat lady

He smells funny, usually of cabbage and garlic while the cat lady smells...well of cats

Both yell at the neighborhood kids for being on the lawn, or too loud or because they feel like it.

He has droopy drawers she has droopy cleavage.

Usually some sort of weird debris in their front yards....car axles, old cat carriers, cans of some sort of another that are being recycled, old newspapers.

So as you can see The Crotchity Old Man and The Crazy Cat Lady are one and the same.

2006-07-24 09:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 6 3

I'm not even sure what the female equivalent of a crazy cat lady is!

2006-07-24 09:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Druggie Dosser

2006-07-24 09:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by fizzycrystal 3 · 0 0

Lord of the rings/ Star Wars boy.
30-year old living at home.

2006-07-24 09:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by theobromo77 4 · 0 0

crazy bag lady = bum
crazy cat lady = weirdo

2006-07-24 09:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by pizzagirl 4 · 0 0

My Father-in-law

2006-07-24 09:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by DesertGirlie 2 · 0 0

old, fat, drunk guy who tries to hook up with teenage girls in bars.
you all know who he is.
and you all avoid him.
remember the cat lady only talks to herself and smells like cat pee, old drunk man is far more dangerous and also has the odor of bad whiskey so that you can also smell before you see. so that you can run away before he tries to grope you.

2006-07-24 09:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Aleks 4 · 0 0

The hermit with a cat.

2006-07-24 10:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1 0

Jeremy Clarkson about cars... about the same level of obsession...

2006-07-24 09:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by EK 2 · 0 0

A crazy Tom man ?? No sorry, I think it's just 'Tramp'

2006-07-24 10:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0 0

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