Society & Culture - 22 July 2006

let me say first of all i am not a racist, but i would just like to know if the show "friends" or "how i met your mother" is a true reflection of caucasian friendships?

2006-07-22 09:49:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine
praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners
right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer
it
in the order it was received. Please stay on the line. If you would
like
to speak to:

God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3
To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then
enter
his social security # followed by the pound sign.
(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code:
666-fire-down-below.

For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers,
316.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other
planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.

Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please
hang up and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please
contact your local pastor.

Thank you and have a heavenly day.

2006-07-22 09:49:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:47:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 09:46:08 · 2 answers · asked by of coures its french 2 in Etiquette

well what do u think=Jesus said, I am the way the truth and the life, no one cometh unto the father (heaven) but by me." and Isaiah promised our messiah would be the lamb of God before he was exaulted =Isaiah 52 vs 12-53 vs 13 "He shall be exaulted, but first marred (hurt) more than any man, and would be the anointed one (Messiah) and lay down his life as a lamb, to make atonement for our sins. i prayed as he said to do and let him in my heart too-now my life is wonderfull and im a true Jew barmitzvah'd at 13 and now i know the Jewish Messiah and that God didnt lie about what he promised-thank you what is your opinion please and thank you david-if u get further thoughts please send them to me too thanks alot
Luke Jesus said to peter who do u say i am-Peter said thou art the son of the living God. Jesus said yes i am

2006-07-22 09:46:05 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:45:53 · 41 answers · asked by Kidd! 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:44:55 · 22 answers · asked by 2006flu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

All religon is a deseption only out to bring in revenue for their evil agenda,wars and imprisonment of minds.
If any one say's you must pay money to hear the word of god grab your walet and get out !
Do you really think god wants you to keep your women indoors and put a blanket over her head when their out side and pray 5 times a day.
What are you praying for all your life ,why are you consuming so much of gods time?
If you have an emergency ,a child is sick then pray.
God put us on earth to live freely with no religous hang ups.
The only thing thats needed for god to love you ,is Love in your heart and treat other people with love thats it
Religon is the one that binds you with all the rules to hinder your freedom to share your love with others.
God put you on earth to test you to see how you treat others and how you handle difficultys in your life and to see how you act when you think no one else is looking.
God is real religon is manmade

2006-07-22 09:43:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It's said in the Bible that you should only worship God but why do Christians worship Jesus as well? "The word "trinity" does not appear even once in the Bible, but rather it says that God is one." - quoted from a good friend of mine.

2006-07-22 09:42:49 · 22 answers · asked by bleh 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:40:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm a christian and I've tried really hard to understand the teachings of Jehovah witnesses, but I can't. I don't know if they believe in Him being the son of God or if He was just a good man. And what's this thing about a certain amount of Christians only being let into Heaven?..what about the rest of us?

2006-07-22 09:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Only 1 I LUv 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:40:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

ok i really want to learn italian can you please teach me?

2006-07-22 09:40:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

HELP.. I need a translation from spanish to english. A friend of mine (Mexican) told me to find out what this means in English...and I'm not sure, it may be dirty, so I apologize if it is in advance!!!! I don't know if the spelling is correct or not...
cache tadas huajoloteras?!? We have a bet going to see if I could figure it out or not

2006-07-22 09:39:45 · 4 answers · asked by Blue22 2 in Languages

2006-07-22 09:39:00 · 9 answers · asked by abbyroad411 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 09:37:42 · 12 answers · asked by god g 1 in Other - Society & Culture

The soul is or was what allows us to think & feel. remember and reason. Our personality, individuality, and our humanity originate from the soul. Is this possible, especialy if the soul predates our birth? Any indication what our soul could look like?

2006-07-22 09:36:54 · 17 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Religion & Spirituality

HeShe must have both sets of sex organs

2006-07-22 09:35:58 · 22 answers · asked by Ann Tykreist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

This makes me glad not to be a parent, because I could not afford to throw my children parties like that.

Do you think those parents go too far?

2006-07-22 09:34:17 · 12 answers · asked by tina m 6 in Other - Society & Culture

... send the Archangel Michael to kill the first born egyptian... y'know, the Moises stuff with the 10 plagues that will fall upon the egyptians... so, why did God kill innocent children instead of appearing in front of the pharough and telling him "Let my people Go!"... is it bcz God works in misterious and breath-taking cruel ways?

2006-07-22 09:33:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If I were to get a petition, to get rid of the goverment, taxes, surcharges, leaders, all politics. would you sign it, and help me protest against having to put up with this crap anymore? Bush has screwed us royally. Who says that he is allowed to be the president for his full 4 years. I Think all this should change. From the Declaration of independance-the statement of basic human rights "We hold these Truths to be self evident that all man is created equal, and that they are endowed by their creator, with unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happiness. I'm sorry, but I'm not happy, barely make enough money to live (taxes?), and we do not live as equals.

2006-07-22 09:33:37 · 12 answers · asked by Frank 3 in Other - Society & Culture

A friend of mine had prepared himself for a tour of three weeks thru train......it was his very first day of the tour and at first small station, he saw a guy jumped before approaching train. It was a calculated suicide....but my friend thought the scene as a kind of bad omen and returned to home dismissing his tour.

2006-07-22 09:33:30 · 12 answers · asked by indraraj22 4 in Religion & Spirituality

It's in her writing not his.

2006-07-22 09:32:54 · 23 answers · asked by butterfly13 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 09:32:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Scientists say rare conditions could have conspired to create hard-to-see patches of ice in the Sea of Galilee (what is now Lake Kinneret in northern Israel). During the decades Jesus lived (2,500-1,500 the water temperatures were 25 degrees F. This happened once every 30 to 60 years back then. No one knows for sure. What is your opinion on this?

2006-07-22 09:31:31 · 26 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Am happy living in Glasgow but having a job and career is important to me and I can only find employment in what I've trained in overseas. Have to decide whether I have friends and family around me and be unemployed or go to the other side of the world and have a job but have to start again. I don't have a boyfriend or anything apart from the above to keep me back but still can't decide, would appreciate some intelligent answers please.

2006-07-22 09:30:48 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 09:29:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-22 09:28:57 · 26 answers · asked by baffled 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-22 09:28:30 · 3 answers · asked by Michael 2 in Other - Society & Culture

could someone please tell me what are the associations of Gabriel - I've seen for other archangels what their element, color, stone and everything is. also, I would really like to know what Gabriel is supposed to wear...I know that sounds weird, but on another site, I seen where the angel Raphael wears a yellow poncho, sandals, & a brimmed hat. - I'd really appreciate as much info as I can get! Thanks!

2006-07-22 09:28:25 · 8 answers · asked by pink_peanutbutter_opossum 1 in Religion & Spirituality