This week I was finally expelled from school, nuthin’ serious just some dope and a machine pistol. Thank Christ anyway, Dad’s finally given up trying to force me through that boring crap. Well school is for losers isn’t it? Everyone knows the people who get places are the big scam artists and crooks. I mean look at the Pres,. His grandfather was a bag man for Hitler. JFK ‘s Poppa was a gangster and old bad back Jack spent his life indulgin’ in up market poon tang and Tricky Dickie, well how low can you go. So I don’t want to waste my life being some workin’ stiff, scrapin’ for the mortgage and raisin stinkin’ rug rats just so my cooze can feel she’s a complete woman. F that.
So I need to know some good scams, not something dangerous or that stands too much of a chance
of getting locked up, and not something that takes a lot of effort. I‘ve got access to capital , as I’ve been an expert at Momma’s sig for years, She spend so much of her time on the sauce she doesn’t keep track of her trust fund. I thought about pimping myself but I’m a bit fat and got bad zits. I thought about starting a church but that’s a racket for paedos and you have to put up with all those bible thumping pin heads.
So hustlers of the world out there how about tossin’ a kindred spirit some ideas for good scams?
Also are there any cute chicks (free and easy with there favours- wink, nudge) who would like to date me)?
2006-06-28
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