Please help me to avoid gainful employment but still prosper and enjoy myself.?

Question

This week I was finally expelled from school, nuthin’ serious just some dope and a machine pistol. Thank Christ anyway, Dad’s finally given up trying to force me through that boring crap. Well school is for losers isn’t it? Everyone knows the people who get places are the big scam artists and crooks. I mean look at the Pres,. His grandfather was a bag man for Hitler. JFK ‘s Poppa was a gangster and old bad back Jack spent his life indulgin’ in up market poon tang and Tricky Dickie, well how low can you go. So I don’t want to waste my life being some workin’ stiff, scrapin’ for the mortgage and raisin stinkin’ rug rats just so my cooze can feel she’s a complete woman. F that.

So I need to know some good scams, not something dangerous or that stands too much of a chance
of getting locked up, and not something that takes a lot of effort. I‘ve got access to capital , as I’ve been an expert at Momma’s sig for years, She spend so much of her time on the sauce she doesn’t keep track of her trust fund. I thought about pimping myself but I’m a bit fat and got bad zits. I thought about starting a church but that’s a racket for paedos and you have to put up with all those bible thumping pin heads.

So hustlers of the world out there how about tossin’ a kindred spirit some ideas for good scams?
Also are there any cute chicks (free and easy with there favours- wink, nudge) who would like to date me)?

Answer 1

Be imaginative the best ops are new ones. How do you learn about these in bulk? Locate a local university that has criminology or police courses. In most university libraries you do not need to have a student card to just read the books and journals. Do a few hours reading and learn all the newest money spinners. If you are really lazy bribe a student to do your reading for you. Tell them your a crime novelist looking for new angles.

Answer 2

Your options are limited since you have placed so many restrictions on what you will do.

Starting a church is by far the easiest & safest way to scam money. You don't have to do the work yourself, hire someond to do the preaching for you.

Or, you could start an "investment" company. People are total suckers for "get rich quick" schemes and will send you thousands for little more than a promise to make them millions (they are just like you, want money, won't work).

The downside being when you get caught, you'll do prison time.

Good luck.

Or, you could send me $10,000 and I'll guarantee you a 500% rerturn within 6 months. Safe, secure investments, no risk.

Answer 3

Learn to keep people dependent on you.

Never put too much trust in friends.
Learn how to use your enemies.

(Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies closer.
- The Godfather)

Conceal your intentions.

Guard your reputation.
Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit.
Use others as scapegoats to disguise your involvement in nasty deeds.

Be royal in your own fashion: Act like a king to be treated like one.

Play on peoples need to believe to create a cult like following.
People have an overwhelming desire to believe in something.
Become the focal point of such desire by offering them a cause, a new faith to follow.
Keep your words vague but full of promise.
Empathize enthusiasm over rationality and clear thinking.
Give your new disciples rituals to perform.
Ask them to make sacrifices on your behalf.
In the absence of organized religion and grand causes, your new belief system will bring you untold power.

Enter action with boldness.
If you are unsure of a coarse of action do not attempt it.
Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution.
Everyone admires the bold.
No one honors the timid.

- Good Luck. Satan will show you the way.

Source(s):
The 48 Laws of Power
Robert Greene

Answer 4

Heres a tip to make millions. You and a friend go out on the highway in seperate vehicles. Box in a semi and both of you slam your brakes on. Money galore.

Answer 5

good luck in prison!!