God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we
don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to
create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you
did in the 'beginning'."
Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
Well, that's interesting . Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the
soil.
Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
( I love this )
"Get your own dirt."
2006-06-20
15:36:25
·
16 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Religion & Spirituality