God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we
don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to
create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you
did in the 'beginning'."
Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
Well, that's interesting . Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the
soil.
Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
( I love this )
"Get your own dirt."
2006-06-20 15:36:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Got DIRT ?
2006-06-20 15:37:03 · update #1
A good joke if thats what you want to call it. Got pleanty of dirt in the front and back yard, But what do you need with it, it is mine.
2006-06-20 15:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by g3010 7 · 18⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke. However, the conversation between God and the scientist would not have happened if it wasn't for God creating him. Also, man will never be able to give the life that God has given to us all. There is no father like the FATHER.
2006-06-21 00:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, tats funny!!! but when we talk about science, science use stuff like DNA, genetic mutation, cloning to create life... but think about it!
Man are created by God, and our life is a gift from God, so how can man say we can create life? What happen if a cloning person die? same way with us ?
2006-06-20 22:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by ukiya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, but not a question.
Science is a gift from God for the betterment of humanity.
2006-06-20 22:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an interesting fairy tale, too bad god would have to exist in the first place in order to have a conversation.
Also, what's your question?
2006-06-20 22:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over a barrel?
It's a joke, not exactly evidence of anything.
2006-06-20 22:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ,i've heard that one before.
How true that is.Only God can make something from nothing
2006-06-20 22:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by jesus_freak557 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!
2006-06-20 22:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by Messenger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good joke.
2006-06-20 22:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by †ServantofGod† 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Funny!
2006-06-20 22:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋