Sometimes I have to fart when I am in the grocery store or the book store. I think its funny to do it quietly, while walking slowly around the store, so that everyone can enjoy it.
How does this relate to screaming babies, you ask? It's simple. Have you ever been in public (not farting, of course). Near you, there is a baby or child that is screaming, running, and just being a total twit. Often the parent is doing nothing about it or is oblivious to the whole thing. It's as if, they have to put up with their miserable child, so everyone else should too. Well, that is the same reasoning I have with the sulphery, "too much beer" farts that I drag around the store to share with everyone. I figure, I have to deal with it, so you should too.
They may be proud of their child. Since I don't have a child, I figure, I should be proud of my farts. After all, I often think, "Hey, I made that!!"
Please, remove your screaming child and I'll stop farting. I promise...
2006-10-05
10:03:26
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Billy
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