Here is an open-ended joke. Fill-in the punch-line...
A man walks into a bar and takes a seat between a democrat and a republican.
The man looks to his left and says, “Hey.”
The democrat says, “Hey”
The man looks to his right and says, “Hey.”
The republican says, “Hey.”
The bartender, a self-proclaimed independent, asks, “Can I help you?”
The man asks the men to his left and to right, “What are you drinking?”
Both say, “Ginger ale.”
The man tells the bartender, “I’ll have what they are having.”
The bartender says, “One beer coming up.”
The democrat tells the man, “You don’t need to pay for that. Let me take care of it.”
The democrat makes an announcement to everyone in the bar, “You all need to cough up a dime to pay for this man’s beer.”
The democrat turns to the man and says, “It’s not your fault. We can take are of you.”
2006-10-01
12:48:05
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Teacher Man
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