Here is an open-ended joke. Fill-in the punch-line...
A man walks into a bar and takes a seat between a democrat and a republican.
The man looks to his left and says, “Hey.”
The democrat says, “Hey”
The man looks to his right and says, “Hey.”
The republican says, “Hey.”
The bartender, a self-proclaimed independent, asks, “Can I help you?”
The man asks the men to his left and to right, “What are you drinking?”
Both say, “Ginger ale.”
The man tells the bartender, “I’ll have what they are having.”
The bartender says, “One beer coming up.”
The democrat tells the man, “You don’t need to pay for that. Let me take care of it.”
The democrat makes an announcement to everyone in the bar, “You all need to cough up a dime to pay for this man’s beer.”
The democrat turns to the man and says, “It’s not your fault. We can take are of you.”
2006-10-01 12:48:05 · 5 answers · asked by Teacher Man 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The republican argues, “That’s not fair. Let me take care of it.”
The republican tells the bartender, “This man wants to start a tab. He’ll pay for it later.”
The republican turns to the man and says, “Don’t worry--a tab isn’t real money.”
The man tells both, “It’s OK. I have the money. I’ll just pay for my beer now.”
The democrat and the republican look at each other and remind the man, “We are drinking ginger ale.”
All three men decide to sit at a table and order dinner.
A waitress brings the three drinks to the table and says, “What will it be boys?”
The democrat orders, “I’ll have the tofu curry with a side salad—no dressing.”
The republican orders, “I’ll have the 20 oz porterhouse steak—raw with a baked potato on the side”
The man orders, “I’ll have the chicken wings and freedom fries.”
The waitress says, “Three orders of chicken wings with fries coming up.”
The waitress says, “You’re welcome.”
Why did they all get kicked out?
2006-10-01 12:50:27 · update #1
Because they were all secretly carrying weapons. =)
2006-10-01 12:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Freinz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because no paid the bill
2006-10-01 12:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not even close to being a good question.
2006-10-01 13:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by fatboysdaddy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My brain is on vacation, sorry!!!!!!!!
2006-10-01 12:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
????
2006-10-01 13:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ah Ha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋