Mike wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed.
Mike looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, which reads, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Mike asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Mike asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you yelled "Leave me alone woman, I'm a married man"
2006-07-13
02:52:51
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