2006-07-13 09:10:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
No can do, Mega. I'm just looking for laugh or two before I jump in my car and get in the parade of traffic back to my house. Thanks.
2006-07-13 09:19:32 · update #1
I recent poll was token by Census and the question was, "Is illegal immigration a serious problem in America?
43% Yes
67% No habla ingles
2006-07-13 09:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can laugh at me...a few days ago, I looked out my apartment window and saw a security car parked out side. So when I saw it wasn't leaving, I decided to get dressed for school. I put on my finest outfit and my platform shoes. I walked out the door, got down the stairs, and realized that i forgot something. Inside the car was a cute officer (he kept watching me). I got to the 5th step and looking back at him, I missed the next step and fliped down the stairs...by the time I realized what happened, I got up and ran into the house!...And to think, he didn't even come to help me up!
2006-07-13 09:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by lil_l2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left
side is a cliff and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and
the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
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Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk.
2006-07-13 09:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by Smitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy work with a nice girl and really like her. He knows that she has a boyfriend, but he want to try his luck and ask her to sleep with him.
She definatelly said NO.
He asked her several times, but her reply was the same.
Then one day guy approches her and says: Listen, I will give you $2000 if you will sleep with me. He was hoping to get final OK. But she said NO again.
Well, guy left with nothing.
Next day he aproches her again and says: Lets do that: I will give you the same $2K and I will drop them on the floor. I will try to have s..x with you while you pick up money. That would be enough for me. Girl thought: Well, it will take no more then few seconds for me to pick it up, so I should be fine. And she says: Let me call my boyfriend and ask him. If he says ok, you got it.
So she calls his boyfriend and tell him the story. He replied: Sure, no problem.
So girls goes to the guy and says ok.
10 minutes passes, 20 minutes passes, 30 minutes passes, no one calls to boyfriend. He get's nervious, picks up the phone and calls his girlfried. Girls picks up the phone, and the guy asks her why she did not call him? He hears back with someone breathing heavy on the back: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh This bastard uh-uh-uh dropped $2K on the floor uh-uh-uh in quarters!!
2006-07-13 09:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Belarus94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary in '08
2006-07-13 09:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side.
You are laughing right?
2006-07-13 09:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."
2006-07-13 11:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by halloween_of_86@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther was this lady who was pregnant but didnt know it she was shot twice in a bankrobbery and the doctor told her the babies were fine she freaked out but when they were older (the ferternale twins)the girl peed out a bullet and told her mom and the mom told her the story then a few weeks later the boy came in and told his mom he shot the dog(masterbating)
2006-07-13 09:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by mystery man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."
2006-07-13 09:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by Butkusman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok to get a good laght go to google and put in vmk! ok e-mail and first tell me how old you are then i am on so i will e--mail back and say if you can play it e-mail me ok? docpepper28@yahoo.com
2006-07-13 09:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by mega 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋