A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want. "The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing's wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
2006-07-13 04:30:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
That's pretty funny. I'm not sure if you wrote that yourself or not but it was laughable. Congrats!
2006-07-13 04:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good 1 were did u think of that 1
2006-07-13 11:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by chadster 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a variation of a very old joke, but definitely still funny and appropriate.
2006-07-13 11:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Chow_M_Noodles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME JOKE, 7 OUT OF 10
2006-07-13 11:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool . how do you make 3 lbs. of fat into one of the most beautiful things in the world ? add a nipple ;-?
2006-07-13 11:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by jadubya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I like!
2006-07-13 15:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Igor Jivatofski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an great joke
2006-07-13 12:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by agreytheman111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that was a really good joke. i liked it.
2006-07-13 11:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by scrat500 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, I admit it.
2006-07-13 11:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by curiousgeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2006-07-13 15:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Jaryn, Keeper of the Night 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋