Let's face it, the bloke's been living on borrowed time for years. Let's finish this once and for all. I don't mind being the patsy and taking a fall for the rest of you but I'm lacking in inspiration. How shall we dispatch him? I'm sure I can rustle up the equipment. We can't afford to wait any longer. The time is now!
2006-07-13 08:06:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Well if memory serves me correctly the French reign of terror began after the death of Louis XVI.
What has that got to do with the price of fish I hear you ask?
Think logically, who has died since Joe Pasquale was born that could have cursed us all?
Well... I don't know, but if I start with corpses beginning with 'A' and you start at 'Z' a good old fasioned grave diggin' is a we need. We must get the right person eventually.
Failing that the classic sack/bricks/canal combo will get the job done.
2006-07-13 08:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We just need to send him to visit a Dogs home (for charity or whatever). While the high pitched squealing sounds of Pasquale are painful to human ears, they are even worse to our Canine counterparts. The Dogs would quite rightly rip out the offending vocal chords and thus destroy the minature menace.
Also this method would cause maximum pain, which is nice.
2006-07-13 21:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any method of excrutiatingly painfull death would suit me.
On another note, how would he sound if he sucked in the air from a helium baloon?
2006-07-13 08:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him vocal lessons. Once he speaks proper he will go away .
2006-07-13 08:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by deadly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋