Are Y'all A Democrat, Republicane, or Southern Boy ?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following questions:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, Islamic Terrorists with a huge knives comes around the corner, lock eyes with you, screams obscenities, praise Allah, raise their knives and charge at you. You are carrying a .9 MM semi- automatic, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before they reach you and your family. What do you do ????
DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Do the men look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to them that would inspire them to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of their hands ?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the .9 MM have appropriate safety and trigger locks built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible they'd be happy with just killing me, and letting my family go?
Do they definitely want to kill me, or would they be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab their knees and hold on, could my family get away while they were stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:
BANG!
SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG, (sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice shot, Daddy ! Were those the semi-wadcutters or hollow points?"
Son: "Git-er-Dun Pop !! Can I shoot the next one ?? "
Wife: "Y'all ain't gonna be takin that to the Taxidermist, are y'all ? "
2006-07-10
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