Are Y'all A Democrat, Republicane, or Southern Boy ?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following questions:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, Islamic Terrorists with a huge knives comes around the corner, lock eyes with you, screams obscenities, praise Allah, raise their knives and charge at you. You are carrying a .9 MM semi- automatic, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before they reach you and your family. What do you do ????
DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Do the men look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to them that would inspire them to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of their hands ?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the .9 MM have appropriate safety and trigger locks built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible they'd be happy with just killing me, and letting my family go?
Do they definitely want to kill me, or would they be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab their knees and hold on, could my family get away while they were stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:
BANG!
SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG, (sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice shot, Daddy ! Were those the semi-wadcutters or hollow points?"
Son: "Git-er-Dun Pop !! Can I shoot the next one ?? "
Wife: "Y'all ain't gonna be takin that to the Taxidermist, are y'all ? "
2006-07-10 13:32:12 · 14 answers · asked by CONAN 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
well, I'm a democrat and I would shoot.
2006-07-10 13:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
I must be a misplaced southerner. Born and raised in the Mid-west in one of them there Red States, but I would have to reload several times just to be sure. Yew Hah. Git-R-Dun.
2006-07-10 16:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by robling_dwrdesign 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Git er Dun
2006-07-10 13:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by dwahaden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politics has nothing to do with it when it comes to an obvious assult on my Kin. I'd shoot them without question. I'd spit on them, and leave them to rot in the street, "No need to bury them boys...birds got to eat, same as the worms." The Outlaw Josey Wales.
2006-07-18 07:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The redneck would have probably already been shootin before he even knew the terrorist's were there. Then they'd a found em and had dinner! mmmmm, that's some good eatin!!
2006-07-10 13:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while amusing... i believe the liberal that is more governed by emotions would in the heat of the moment be mor elikely to shoot.
the non-liberal, however, probably would have the composure to make the shot.
what would a canadian do?
2006-07-10 14:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redneck girl with a 45 and an M1, What do you think I would do come on!
2006-07-10 13:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones still twitchin' a little bit. git me another clip!
2006-07-17 04:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
southerner. i know our town taxidermist and he would taxidermy the terrorists.
2006-07-10 13:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's halarious.
2006-07-10 13:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by C-Mick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋