Last night, my wife and I were minding our own business, when about 6:00, some kids knocked on our door. They were dressed rather absurdly, and they asked me to give them candy. I had no idea who these children were, so I sent them away.
Over the course of the next two hours, there must have been twenty children who did the same thing. They ranged in age from infants to early teens, and some of these beggars even brought their PARENTS with them! I was appalled! I have never experienced such ridiculousness! At one point, I was so angered with their persistent and shameless groveling, I sprayed one child in the face with pepper spray, and as he lay on the ground wallowing and crying, I shouted, "TELL ALL YOUR DUMB LITTLE FRIENDS!!!"
Today, his parents knocked on my door, and have told me they will sue me for assault on a minor. I told them I will countersue for harrassment. Do I have a case?
2007-11-01
06:19:35
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Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe
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