Open Letter to the Clintons, Bill & Hillary:
Worse than you thought & worth remembering - this came from a Democrat.
Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted
for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with
him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while
the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
New generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the Movie
"Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful,
and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges
and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other " Clinton " scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
2007-08-28
04:07:27
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