But I say, "I've made all the beds, washed the dishes, did the laundry, and cleaned the floors; I've done all the work you don't like to do. I'm hardworking and honest (except for breaking into your house). Not only must you let me stay, you must also add me to your insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide these benefits to my husband, too (he will do your yardwork, he's honest and hardworking too--except for that breaking in part). If you try to force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house and proclaim my right to be there! It's only fair, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm trying to better myself. I'm hardworking and honest...except for, well, you know. I will live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness and prejudice.
Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.
Good plan..don't you think?
2006-09-23
03:55:07
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TigerLilly
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