But I say, "I've made all the beds, washed the dishes, did the laundry, and cleaned the floors; I've done all the work you don't like to do. I'm hardworking and honest (except for breaking into your house). Not only must you let me stay, you must also add me to your insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide these benefits to my husband, too (he will do your yardwork, he's honest and hardworking too--except for that breaking in part). If you try to force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house and proclaim my right to be there! It's only fair, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm trying to better myself. I'm hardworking and honest...except for, well, you know. I will live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness and prejudice.
Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.
Good plan..don't you think?
2006-09-23 03:55:07 · 41 answers · asked by TigerLilly 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION...IT'S AN ANALOGY ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!
2006-09-23 04:14:12 · update #1
Just want to let you know, I did not create this, it was e-mailed to me...I just re-worded a few things and shortened it to fit in the space. Sorry if you've read it before.
2006-09-23 05:24:45 · update #2
f*ck you
2006-09-23 03:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by bestofintent 2 · 5⤊ 10⤋
That is very well put. I don't really know what to think about that 'issue'. After all, this IS a country of immigrants from the beginning. However, that does not mean we have to give up everything we have to help others succeed. It took a LOT of hard work, blood, pain, sweat and all that good stuff to get where we are. If they want a country like ours, they should follow by example, not try to take ours over. (Oh wait, don't forget the Native Americans, either...my what a tangled web we weave.) My main feeling is that there should be some STRICT rules in place for those who want to enter and inhabit our country. Other than that, There is not much that can be done considering the state of global political/economic affairs today. And the languge thing, well, get real! Learn english!
2006-09-23 04:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by ginarene71 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Zara... - tremendous analogy Russ... - you stated "Immigration is the idea for our united states". How far back do you decide on to bypass guy? we stay in at present! before they even had international locations, we were human beings. pay interest, at present it is a rustic and we ought to continually look after our borders for the protection of our human beings. i truly dont imagine that mcdonalds rould improve the fee of a burger if those who're the following illegally were lengthy previous. you also improve the hatred situation. I completely disagree. they are giggling at us at present. If we close the border, i imagine the emotion which will be felt is spelled R E S P E C T ! Chain... - you're proper, yet they did not and we took over. Get the point??? H - You stated "america is a rustic of immigrants". Sorry dude, I alongside with 1000's of thousands and thousands are not any further immigrants. We were born proper the following and are the in reality ones to be immediately granted particular rights allowed by making use of regulation. if you're not any further coated below our regulation, then you extremely dont have the right to be the following. you also reported that on 911 the terrorists got here in on a 747. authentic. How the he!! do you imagine they are stepping into the following at present? in case you've been UBL, how ought to you tell your adult males to go back in? individuals, we more advantageous acceptable awaken, or sometime we will be natives that chainreaction referred to in a clean united states that changed into taken over.
2016-11-23 17:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by tobias 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to illegal Mexicans magnify
My best friend and I thought we would write something meaningful about the illegal Mexicans in this country. If you don't have a sense of humor, don't read it. I think it's hilarious and we had a lot of fun doing this. In case any did not Get It, I am being sarcastic when I say "meaningful". I found a lovely picture of some "steaming" Brown Pride.
BROWN PRIDE
Maria has 15 little beaners
because Jose won't put a condom on his little weiner.
La Cucaracha is their national song
singing about themselves all day long...
The buzzard rag waves in their front yard,
but they won't leave America....******* retards!
Viva la raza is what they say
We know beaners are totally gay.
What is that I see in Jose's truck?
Looks like curtains but ugly as ****.
Mexican women think they are true divas....
funny thing is they are all named Maria!
Jose's at the flea market, picking his nose.
Buying Maria more maternity clothes.
Beaners love fat women with bleach blonde hair.
That one Jesus has....rolls everywhere!!!
Carnival music plays on the night air....
Preparing foreplay for beanbags everywhere.
2006-09-23 08:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by Princess 29 71 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Breaking and Entering! Just as illegal as breaking into the country illegally. Picket my house - Tresspassing! Selfishness? Sounds like the illegals that come over here - to selfish to pay the government what is owed them. Thou Shalt Not Steal. Thou Shalt Not Covet.
Benvenut'America! Parl'Inglese! O parle niente!
Welcome to America! Speak English! Or shut up!
2006-09-23 04:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If you broke into my house prepare to get shot or bit. I have a 20 gauge and a german shepherd.
And yes you are in my country now so learn English! I would be expected to know spanish if I went to mexico.
No one has the right to break into someones house, it is against the law. So is crossing into the United States illegally.
2006-09-23 04:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by couchP56 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That is a good analogy!! That's just what the illegals did to America and most of the Americans are allowing it to go on!!
2006-09-23 04:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good analogy of the immigration situation that exists in the US today, thanks to years of liberals, special interest groups and big business controlling our legislature and using the Immigration Service as a repository of "political plumb" appointments while using the illegal population to manipulate voting districts and "social entitlement" allocations. This pot has been boiling for a good number of years, principally since the elimination of the "bracero" program by the Kennedy administration. The "peanut farmer" took it to an absurd level and we have never recovered for the idiocy of his policies. Nobody in Washington would listen to the people in the field or the citizenry directly effected by the mass influx of "illegals". We are now paying the price for this neglect and political manipulation.
Good luck in court to all those who would shoot the intruder. The liberal judges and ethnic special interest groups will crucify you!!
2006-09-23 04:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by bpflyguy1990 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes its a good analogy and those that don't understand its connections to our illegal immigration problem,are doing so by choice .
Ive seen it before on here but its still very relevant to what the illegal demand from this country(our house)
Tigerlilly post whatever you want as long as it has to do with immigration.its your right to be heard.Ignore those who tell you to stop.They have no argument for their pro stand so they tell you to stop.POST IT ALL YOU WANT,they don't have to answer do they?
No amnesty
Vote in NOvember
2006-09-23 04:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He He He......I love the analogy....Very descriptive And accurate. Those people whining "but its your house, not a country"...get a clue, as an American, we HAVE control over what goes on here. This is AMERICA! WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!!
And if you don't mind, just to appease the other faction of whinos about this question being posted 73 other times, If you don't mind, I will copy and paste this again later, Just cuz I like to see these people smile!!
2006-09-23 05:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Let's assume that every last ballot-caster that calls america 'home' went to the polls in favor of no-BS border enforcement...
Support the US Border Patrol!
2006-09-23 05:29:46 · answer #11 · answered by gokart121 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋