I have over the past few weeks been delivering so rather foul smelling and powerful blasts of air from my anus.
The hellish, evil slams of air have now left me with a small dilemma.
You see, my office chair, with its hessian covering and semi-dense sponge padding has basically sucked up all of the methane.
So now, when i sit on the chair and move around, this methane is then released into the air, re-activating the choking mustard gas that i have been producing over the past few weeks.
What should i do? And how can i get rid of the smell? Should i buy a new chair altogether? Will it have any resale value now that i have infected it with methane?
I would keep on pelting the seat to release the smell, but it a) might not work and b) release winnets (microscopic peices of dried poo) into the air, which could be lethal if breathed in.
Help and advice appreciated.
2006-08-11
08:44:21
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bobby t
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Cleaning & Laundry