I've been really busy lately and, as stupid as it sounds, I just have not had time to go to the bathroom normally. It's been about 5 or 6 days since I last pooped. I tried to go tonight and my anus opened up, but the feces is too wide I think, and it is way harder than feces should be. I got frantic after a bit and tried pushing really hard, but it became painful and I stopped after a bit. My face is STILL red [45mins later], any ideas why? While pushing, I became panicked and tried pushing my fingers in there to try to dig it out or something, and I think i tore a bit of tissue because I bled a little bit, and I couldn't do anything because the stuff was very hard, like half-dry playdoh. I'm like on the verge of having a panic attack. Should I try to scoop it out with a spoon?Any suggestions? Would laxitives help at such a late stage?Corkscrew?Fork? Maybe plastic fork is safer? Please, be serious. I REALLY don't want to go to a doctor also because I'm embarassed, so don't tell me to.
2007-01-26
11:55:40
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myassinabag
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