I've been really busy lately and, as stupid as it sounds, I just have not had time to go to the bathroom normally. It's been about 5 or 6 days since I last pooped. I tried to go tonight and my anus opened up, but the feces is too wide I think, and it is way harder than feces should be. I got frantic after a bit and tried pushing really hard, but it became painful and I stopped after a bit. My face is STILL red [45mins later], any ideas why? While pushing, I became panicked and tried pushing my fingers in there to try to dig it out or something, and I think i tore a bit of tissue because I bled a little bit, and I couldn't do anything because the stuff was very hard, like half-dry playdoh. I'm like on the verge of having a panic attack. Should I try to scoop it out with a spoon?Any suggestions? Would laxitives help at such a late stage?Corkscrew?Fork? Maybe plastic fork is safer? Please, be serious. I REALLY don't want to go to a doctor also because I'm embarassed, so don't tell me to.
2007-01-26 11:55:40 · 3 answers · asked by myassinabag 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
All you need to do is get a suppository .(glycerin). When you insert it it will dissolve and lubricate the area allowing the stool to "slide" out more comfortably. Do not insert anything or try digging anything out as you may hurt yourself. Just relax and let your body do the work.
2007-01-26 12:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by GI 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Embarassed? Anybody that goes online to talk about sticking a plastic fork up their butt can't be TOOO embarassed
2007-01-26 22:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by kaykay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spread ya a$$cheeks!!!!!
2007-01-26 20:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋