I fart alot
i eat
then i fart
is that natural
i get these reall bad stomache aches then they just pop out
even when i try to tame this horrible stench
its like taming a wild beast
it doesnt happen
i fart all the time i dont remember the last time i didnt stop farting
its a continuous flow through the anil passage.
One time when i was on a date this guy took me to an indian place. i started to get all sweaty and couldn't hold it in cause it started to give me gas pains. And my farts arn't the silent type their like a nucleaur bomb dropping and exploding a whole a state.
I hate it cause i get so embarressed.When i was at the indian resturaunt. I just couldn't hold it in. so I let loose.My date was in shock and his jaw dropped to the floor. He got the check before i could even get my food. he didn't even drive me home he made me walk, because I smelled so bad.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I'M SICK OF FARTING UP A STORM.
2006-06-24
03:42:38
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