Singles & Dating - 22 December 2007

i need to ask you something... I know it sounds twisted, but I really am trying to get the best, most original answer - please reply: I am writing a science fiction love story. It's kind of twisted, but I need some help with wording. Okay, I'll tell you the part real brief. I had a boyfriend who was a real creep. He cheated on me, treated me like crap - etc. He was also a womanizer who mistreated my girlfriends. One day, a witch shrinks him to about 1/4 inch tall and I decide to toss him into the leg of my stocking overnight. The next day, I am late for college, and I dress very quickly - putting on the hose - forgetting that he's there. lol Well, I remember just as it's too late. I have no time to unchange and there he is trapped against my thigh with the tight nylon material. He screams, but no one can hear him.

OK the story goes that I decide not to let him out. Pretend you are me. What would you say to him as he begs?

NOOO!!! PLEASE!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!

(try to be creative)

2007-12-22 03:36:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know I've had about 60

2007-12-22 03:36:04 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Will a woman get pregnant if the man is wearing Two pairs of underwear and shorts, and the woman is not wearing anything?

2007-12-22 03:35:42 · 5 answers · asked by bolinger65 2

i met this girl in college 2 years ago, At that time i had a big crush on her and I still do, so i sent flowers on her birthday two years ago. , but i dint have my name on them she called me and thanked me for the flowers at that time, But nothing serious happened between us, we took a few courses together after we met, Recently she told me that she thinks i am cute, and that she had a crush on me the first day of class but she had to stop after learning that i was a Muslim. Couple day ago i was online and she asked me when my birthday was, i told her that it passed, and she asked me if i was going to send her flowers for her birthday, I was like how about red roses this time, and she told me that she likes Pink roses. .And she invited me to her b-day party which was yesterday, so I went and she was there with 3 other girls no boys, she was nice to me, then after the club, I was driving home and I text messaged her “saying text me when you get home please”. Then she responded an hour later saying that “I am home, thank you for being there, Gosh too bad we are different religions otherwise I would date u”. I didn’t ask her for a date or anything. Is she trying to tell me something? This was the only time we actually hung out, out of class and I had not seen her in a while. But we have always been keeping in touch over msn. What should i do? Her roses will be delivered today with a message saying
“I saw these roses and, even though they were beautiful, nothing can compare to the beauty i see in you”. Was sending the roses a mistake? Is she telling me to stay away from her by getting religion involved? I didn’t ask her if she would like to date me.

2007-12-22 03:34:50 · 4 answers · asked by SuperCobra 1

whats the best pickup line you ever heard?

2007-12-22 03:33:51 · 9 answers · asked by JAMES 2

I dated this guy for 4 years and we decided that we were growing apart and decided to take a "break", During this time he fell in love with this other girl he said. I know the girl and we have always had problems. I still love him to death and they broke up and he started talking to me again but now they are talkin again and she has started texting me and calling me to insult me and tell me hurtful things, some of which he has said. He says he loves me but hes just confused. I want to be with him but i also want to move on because im scared of being hurt again. She is very pretty and has lots of money and im just not sure how i could compete with that. I pray and pray but for almost a year now my situation just seems to get worse. Someone please help me! She treats him so bad and i treated him so good, i just dont understand. If there are any suggestions or anyone who has been through this please give me some advice on how to handle this.

2007-12-22 03:32:35 · 18 answers · asked by southernsweetie 1

So I thought this guy liked me. He gave me his number, called me 10 times in one night trying to get ahold of me, and always looks at me. We use to talk and were friends but this yr we kind of stop talking to each other. I thought maybe he was to shy to talk to me. Anytime one of my friends mentions me and is always trying to listen to the conversation. So I thought I would call him and when I did he had someone tell me that this wasn't his phone. I talked to him the next day and he sat there and lied to me with smile on his face the whole time. (It really was his phone) IDK what to think. I don't want to like him because he is acting like a major jerk but he completely confuses me. Why would he act like he likes me then the next minute act like he hates me?

REPOSTED to state this:
We use to be friends, then he just got really shy around me. He has hurt me alot just as a friend.

2007-12-22 03:31:53 · 5 answers · asked by yellow birds 1

at lunch he was staring at me at pe he was staring and he smiled at me

2007-12-22 03:31:46 · 6 answers · asked by missa 3

i know a "friend" and he always says that i look nice and stuff,and always comments on my hair and how much it suits me! is he just being nice ? or does he want to ask me out ?

2007-12-22 03:31:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

i feel like i am so alone, not much of friends , and my mood has become worst after i broke up with my girl friend. how do i make more friends ?

2007-12-22 03:30:42 · 4 answers · asked by curiousity 1

I have this boyfriend named donte'. He's so sweet!!! I am just now starting to worry though!! he has 6 girlfriends!!!!!! :(*** All his girlfriends call me and are always bugging me about it! I noe he's cheating on me... i noe all there names and everything.....................and what im really trying to say is that .. should i still go out with him if i love him anough!!! I really do LOVE him though.. ty and bie.

2007-12-22 03:26:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a friend whom i ve never met...hes int he military..i met him online..and well we have been talking for months now...i really am liking everything about him and i wanna tell him howmuch i like him but i am too shy to do it over the phone...i plan on doing over email..and well hope for the best i guess...i really like him and i hope he feels the same..i wanna go about writing it so i dont scare him off...im hoping for the best1

2007-12-22 03:22:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok... emma is getting out of hand.
she bought me a lobster for christmas as a pet.
she thinks im two timing her with my pen pal (how happens to be a famous teenage celebrity, her name is emma aswell so it gets realy confusing)
im 16, why do i need the hasle?

help please.

Darius

2007-12-22 03:20:53 · 13 answers · asked by Darius C 2

2007-12-22 03:17:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is this guy i have known for like three years and he's like my brother and people keep saying we should go out but i could never like him like that! Then last night we were playing 7 minutes in heaven and he said he liked this girl and he kissed her and i was like....hurt or something! Is this jealousy or do i like him?

2007-12-22 03:13:29 · 8 answers · asked by babii_gurl_vegas 2

My boyfriend told me that his ex-girlfriend once told him that he shouldn't believe in because he's only 14 and that you can't be in love when you are that young.
But we have been going out for ome time now and he says that despite what his ex girlfriend says, that he loves me and he knows that for sure. I tell him i love him back but i dont think he believes me because of what his girlfriend said ((he think it applies to girls like me)) i dunno what i should do in this situation. Is his ex right?

is fourteen too young for love? and how do you know if you are in love?

2007-12-22 03:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by Maria f 2

how long does it take before you put out for a guy?

2007-12-22 03:11:37 · 34 answers · asked by JAMES 2

this guy was head over heels for the gurl!!!! she broke up with him to go out with another guy then he found out from SOME ELSE that she cheated on him while they were together!!!!! Its like whenever she gets dropped from other guys she runs back to him!!!!!! WHY WOULD HE TAKE HER BACK!!!!! am i missing something!!! WHOA!!! She tried so many times to get him back but he wouldnt give in!!!! then she would go to another guy and that guy would she drop after a month or so!!!! WHY WOULD HE GIVE IN AND TAKE HER BACK!!!!

2007-12-22 03:10:37 · 29 answers · asked by iloveit 1

I have been talking to this girl that I really like at school over the phone and via email. However the conversations have been "few and far between". I got her # last week and since then I have called her twice, but she has never called me, even though she said she would. In addition, her email correspondences have dropped from a few paragraphs to a few sentences. Does this mean she doesn't like me anymore (I know she liked me when I first asked for her number, the signs were unmistakable) or is she waiting for me to contact her again?

Thanks!

2007-12-22 03:02:07 · 12 answers · asked by HT-5 2

i can just see one of these days i will get myself in huge trouble. i know its not the place to do it but i do anyway. and i see others smiling if i so much as even talk to another man. how do i stop

2007-12-22 03:00:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is this girl who never liked me and she bossed me around for years. When she joined the bitchy click she thought they would make her feel great and popular in school. Now they have are making her suffer. Peer pressure is the main thing here. She comes from a wonderful family who are so kind and loving and they work hard to give her whatever she wants. She used to be clever but now her grades have gone way low. lower than the grades of chimpanzee's IQ test. Now she wants my help because she sees me as the only one who can help because I'm not a ***** and I'm always undercover (not noticed at school). She can't walk out of her clique now because she is in the same room as they are and they give her stuff to make her look like she's in the clique (nice clothes, expensive jewellery, etc) and for that she's their slave. Should I help the girl?

2007-12-22 02:57:01 · 6 answers · asked by Nikzor 2

when your husband or boy friend is sleeping next to you, does he ever get hard and want to have sex while he is still asleep?

my husband does, and I was just wondering if I was the only one that does have sex with a sleeping partner.

(BTW... while he is awake, he's too sore, or tired to have sex most times.)
He knows, and would reather sleep. (I've asked) he said that he can't fell pain while he's asleep.
(this man could sleep through WWIII!)

2007-12-22 02:51:43 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2

Why do guys always expect their gf to know when there mad or sad and if they dont notice then they get mad!

Pls help

2007-12-22 02:48:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was attacked by two thugs in my place in Florida back in July and had to off them. She thinks that I'm cold-blooded because I protected myself...what was I supposed to do, die a noble death??? Sorry, but I'm not Martin Luther King or Mahatma Ghandi...

2007-12-22 02:44:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

this one girl i was to shy to talk 2 last year in 7th grade but now in 8th im her friend and we have a lot in common and talk like every day. the other girl is new to my town [fairfield] and she is also my friend and we hav not as much stuff in common but we do have a lot of fun round each other. now i dont know who i like more.

2007-12-22 02:40:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

His name is Jordan, and he's in my gym class. He is so sweet to Erin (my best friend ever). For example, he got her a really beautiful ring for her for Christmas. And in gym, he's always talking to me, asking all these questions about my self. I want to tell somebody so bad, but, the secret just ends up going to the one it was about. Me and Jordan have exhanged e-mail, and have IM too. He is so sweet, but he's my best friends boyfriend. Tell me what I should do....!

2007-12-22 02:38:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-22 02:36:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

well the girl i talk about in most of my questions, and how i ask that i should ask her out, well yea should i just stay friends with her bc just to be safe i don't want to get rejected. check out my last question too

2007-12-22 02:31:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

...and then spend all night tugging and adjusting like they have fleas? Don't you know that your clothes don't fit before you put them on???

2007-12-22 02:29:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

This guy asked me for my cell phone number on thursday
and i gave it to him
and I've been texting him a lot
and i really like him
well i only have 500 texts a month
and i was already out of about half when i got his number
now i only have about 50 left and my phone month ends in 13
days
if i use my cousins phone 2 text him later
(my cousin has unlimited texts)
will it be weird for him?
will he think i'm obsessed or somethin?
please help!

btw:
he is the one who normally starts texting me
but i always reply
:P

2007-12-22 02:28:22 · 32 answers · asked by Katers 2