this one is just realy funny.GUY: ive got the whole english dictionaty printed on my penis can i come over and put words in ur mouth... LOL
GUY:if ur right leg was xmas and ur left leg was new year could i visit u between the holidays...LOL
hope it helps
2007-12-22 04:09:33
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answered by needshelp222 1
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GUY: "What are you doing for Christmas?"
GIRL: "Nothing...Why?"
GUY: "Because I need an Angel for my tree!"
Well, I can't say it's the best pickup line, but definately the funniest/cheesiest
2007-12-22 11:45:43
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answered by paigenstuff 2
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The line from Transformers, when he says "in 50 years when you look back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car..."
2007-12-22 11:38:19
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answered by confused<3 4
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None of them are good because they have only one thing in mind.
2007-12-22 11:37:08
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answered by MadforMAC 7
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hate pick up lines so corny....and obvious....rather someone be real....hay, i think your alright want to have coffee one day
2007-12-22 11:39:40
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answered by Anonymous
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i could sop you up with a biscuit...
0.o
2007-12-22 11:37:48
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answered by tayeloquin2 3
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"Those pants look very becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be cumming too." lol
2007-12-22 11:37:35
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answered by broken</3 3
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angie stole mine, im the one that originaly said it
2007-12-23 11:32:27
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answered by Zack 2
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her: your special needed
him: yea your special and i need you
2007-12-22 11:37:35
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answered by Anonymous
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